Carlos Villalpando

[Carlos Villalpando @KarlozV]

I feel like whoever I'm gonna marry is already with his first wife.

[Carlos Villalpando @KarlozV]

@0defkan @DontHateMeHate @ohduana @SheriffACE05 @MyHandsRatedE @WrittenByHanna Yea, a typo is def the same as not being able to spell.

[Carlos Villalpando @KarlozV]

Blow me up, daddy. #homeofthebrave

[Carlos Villalpando @KarlozV]

@DontHateMeHate @0defkan @ohduana @SheriffACE05 @MyHandsRatedE @WrittenByHanna Seens like you care enough to comment.

[Carlos Villalpando @KarlozV]

@0defkan @DontHateMeHate @ohduana @SheriffACE05 @MyHandsRatedE @WrittenByHanna I don't think you realize I was laughing at you, not your joke. It's "senile" 🤣

[Carlos Villalpando @KarlozV]

@0defkan @DontHateMeHate @ohduana @SheriffACE05 @MyHandsRatedE @WrittenByHanna "Cenial" 🤣😂🤣😂

[Carlos Villalpando @KarlozV]

@BrunsRetro88 @losdrogas @YungSid03 @PartyBombb @MyHandsRatedE You don't even know the joke 🤣

[Carlos Villalpando @KarlozV]

@madebygoogle I'll keep that in mind. It was really an issue with the wifi connection, not the device. Thanks again.

[Carlos Villalpando @KarlozV]

No, I talked to her and she seems to have gotten her shit together. Thanks.

[Made by Google @madebygoogle]

@KarlozV Hey Carlos, we saw your tweet — need help with your Google Home?

[Carlos Villalpando @KarlozV]

They should've named the Navy Pier rooftop bar "Navy Beer".

[Carlos Villalpando @KarlozV]

The wifi wasn't connecting to my Google Home, so I had to listen to my meditation music on my phone like a fucking caveman.

[Carlos Villalpando @KarlozV]

@beachbumrapper This is very sad.

[Carlos Villalpando @KarlozV]

The LA Fitness near my house rebranded and they're offering cheap memberships and I'm about to get back into fitness because the guy that called to inform me of all this sounded cute.

[Carlos Villalpando @KarlozV]

Working for Leonardo DiCaprio, this is not a drill.

[Carlos Villalpando @KarlozV]

@beachbumrapper Lo siento

[Carlos Villalpando @KarlozV]

.@saigonsisters not to mention the amount of times my coworkers had to have their paychecks adjusted because hours were somehow not counted on their checks.

[Carlos Villalpando @KarlozV]

.@saigonsisters you all seem to have a lot of problems with your employees. Mary, remember when I was your manager a few years ago and I walked out because you got mad that I took a day off when I woke up sick and wanted me to sign a form saying I wouldn't do it again?

[psyiko @p2yiko]

TW: Sexual Harassment, Graphic Sexual Content Workplace harassment

Hey everyone, I need your help. I was recently virtually sexually harassed by my middle aged cisgender heterosexual white boss from my workplace.

[Carlos Villalpando @KarlozV]

They got some cute PA's on this set 🙌

[Carlos Villalpando @KarlozV]

@Eyes_LikeAChild @Eyes_LikeAChild 😂😭