Karly Ratzenberger

Acting out, keeping it real, and hopefully getting a laugh along the way. -✌🏻️🌻

[Karly Ratzenberger @KarlyRatz]

@rocksound Literally not even there and I'm crying

[Karly Ratzenberger @KarlyRatz]

@rocksound any tips for those of us in LA who didn't score tickets but still want to experience the biggest show of the decade??

[Karly Ratzenberger @KarlyRatz]

Watches dogs play for an hour

[Karly Ratzenberger @KarlyRatz]

Gets out notebook to “write”

[Karly Ratzenberger @KarlyRatz]

Reason #73 I need a dog: i look like a crazy person at the park alone

[Karly Ratzenberger @KarlyRatz]

“... I am so stoned like I checked out Medusa” Happy Halloween 🎃 @dirtyheads

[Karly Ratzenberger @KarlyRatz]

Dying.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ozzie. He wanted to share his panda with the other dog, but it turns out the other dog already has the EXACT SAME PANDA. 13/10 h*ckin suspicious

[Karly Ratzenberger @KarlyRatz]

I hate that Hulu thinks I can afford a ride on a private jet. Just shut up and let me get back to 30 Rock! #commercialbreaks

[Karly Ratzenberger @KarlyRatz]

@JackRatz19 It ain’t a bar stool if you can’t fall off it

[Karly Ratzenberger @KarlyRatz]

When did the ninja turtles get so buff? #sundaymorningcartoons

[Karly Ratzenberger @KarlyRatz]

And @SeaWorld thinks it’s okay to separate and isolate these intelligent and amazing animals...

[Earthjustice @Earthjustice]

Heartbreaking. The grieving mother orca was seen still carrying the tiny whale’s body around, more than 17 days later. These whales are endangered, and starvation is one of the main threats to their survival. To help save them, we must restore the salmon. https://t.co/2qIZnXzEG0

[Karly Ratzenberger @KarlyRatz]

... I guess @JohnCena is my guru now..

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Honesty is the foundation of unlocking your potential. We often try to project image an that we are “perfect”. No one is. Honesty with self and those around us allow us a chance to improve ourselves and our surroundings. Trying to be “perfect” is just a version of dishonesty.

[Karly Ratzenberger @KarlyRatz]

P.S.H’s face in this scene from The Big Lebowski 😂😂: https://t.co/k4Pcokaxba via @YouTube #legend

[cam @Cambam987]

I will never say no to a coffee date like you wanna catch up and sip coffee and spend time together????? That’s like 3 of my love languages in one date

[John Cena @JohnCena]

The promises you make mean nothing compared to those you keep.

[Karly Ratzenberger @KarlyRatz]

I’m just going to have my future delinquents watch this when I find their stash... https://t.co/nO7P7zQ5H4 via @YouTube @SouthPark

[Karly Ratzenberger @KarlyRatz]

The Swedish soccer team is my taste in men... But go Germany 🇩🇪 #GERSWE #motherland #WorldCup18

[Oceana @oceana]

One of the many unicorns of the sea, the bobtail squid, maintain their stunning glow thanks to a symbiotic relationship with a bioluminescent bacteria. 🐙

[Karly Ratzenberger @KarlyRatz]

Life update: it’s 2018 and im still not sure how to Twitter

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD https://t.co/nSGpe0oV7x