Andy

Remember: If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

[KICK @kick]

check your email 👀

[Andy @Karn_Evil]

@mikfoolery @elgato please elgato, save mik from their broken audio gear

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Trump and the Republican Party took money from your healthcare, money that could've made your life more affordable, and is giving it to ICE to murder people on our streets. This has to end, and still not one Republican will stand up to put a stop to it.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Trump put a known vaccine conspiracy theorist in charge of our public health.

Now we're here.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Nope. It's just the facts, Chaya.

Trump is President
Mike is Speaker
John is Leader

They have decided to shut the government down, and are refusing to use emergency funds to provide food assistance.

Sorry the facts hurt your feelings.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

If you control all 3 branches of government, how are you not in charge?

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Trump hates that people are calling it the “Epstein Ballroom”.

We’re about to make him very upset. 🏴‍☠️

[GrandPooBear @GrandPOOBear]

Our Game @play_curiosity is out on Steam Now! Its only 10 bucks and there is sooo much more then the game then you know :) Check out our Launch Trailer!

https://t.co/QeP4NpAEH8

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The GOP is causing all of this chaos just so everyone will stop talking about the Epstein files. Never stop asking where the files are and why they're covering it up.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: The US government has just removed sections 9 and 10 of Article I of the US Constitution from their website.

Note that sections 9 and 10 deal with:

- Writ of Habeas Corpus
- Congresses ability to control tariffs.

See screenshots below: July 1 Vs. Today.

Please share. This is sickening!

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Looking for answers on Epstein? Good news! Congress just left DC early so GOP members don’t have to vote to release the files.

They’re all home, call their offices and ask why they’re protecting a predator: https://t.co/PCOQvXnydY

[Balatro @BalatroGame]

MORE SCREENS TO PLAY BALATRO ON

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day 18 years ago, Keyboard Cat was uploaded to YouTube.

[Balatro @BalatroGame]

Happy Switch 2 day 🃏

[Andy @Karn_Evil]

@system76 apt-get moo

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

IT’S GONNA BE A TOTAL SOLAR SNACKDOWN

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

In all likelihood, no one has ever loved you and no one ever will.

Thank you for continuing to enjoy arbys this Valentine’s Day

[Andy @Karn_Evil]

I hope the new year brings you joy and happiness. Here's to 2024 being the best one yet.