Uncle Lee

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[Uncle Lee @KarNgethe]

@XivTroy 😂

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands

[Moh (25/26🏆) @_Mohkay]

Unatulia hivi unaskia asubuhi unaskia
"Kaa"
Mayai ya Kwanza
Kaa
Ya pili
Kaa
Ya tatu
Kaa ya nne and continuing

Surely waithera did you come to see me or my eggs?

[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN.
You asked. You shared. You demanded it.
So we're bringing it back. The Gallery of Ruto's Lies returns for a special re-air today—the Eighth Day.
🕤 9:30 PM
Don't miss it. Only on KTN.

#ChekiKTN #FactsFirst

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

"They came to us and requested to host Ebola Patients. We gave them some 375 million dollars and they were so happy. Ebola is very dangerous."~ President Donald Trump.

Video credits : Unknown.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

The plan is to make Kenya a failed state;
1. Destroy the middle class.
-shut down manufacturing companies.
-overtax the working class.
-inflation.
-hike the cost of living.
-no increments on salaries.

2. Turn everyone into a beggar.
-introduce digital currency.
-government as biggest employer.
-destroy informal sector.
-divest manufacturing.
-over regulate/ over tax small and medium enterprises.
-subsidise corporates.

3. Privatize land.
-give access to farmland to global agricultural multinationals.
-bills that take away land sovereignty from the citizen.
-introduce a land tax.
-create squatters.

4. Control housing.
-15 minute cities.
-over surveillance.
-avoidable housing for those who can't afford a tax on their freehold land.

5. Destroy seed sovereignty.
-introduce only patented seedlings.
-prioritise GMOs and hybrids.
-demonize indigenous seeds and organic farming.
-pass bills that curtail the growth and aspirations of small scale farmers.

6. Privatize water.
-force a people to need a license to harvest rain water, rivers or dams.
-overtax boreholes so only the rich can afford them.
-give global beverage and bottled water companies uninhibited access.

7. Enslave the nation in debt.
-borrow from global banking cartels;
IMF, World Bank, China EXIM Bank, European Central Bank, African Development Bank...
-squander taxes.
-loot borrowed money.
-use national assets as colateral for debt.

8. Destroy Sovereignty.
-allow foreign military bases in your land.
-allow foreign governments say so in your socio-economic/ political issues.
-allow biological weapons labs.
-allow for looting of mineral wealth and natural resources.

9. Create an illiterate populace.
-remove free education.
-introduce a new education model without proper planning.
-allow globalist entities to fund your curriculum.
-dumb down the learners.
-divest/privatise higher learning institutions.

10. Devalue the currency.
-print fiat without regulation.
-inflation.
-loot gold and silver reserves.
-allow global banking cartels to set fiscal policy.

[Dank jetha @Dank_jetha]

A poor man knows he is poor, but the poor girl thinks she's just with the wrong guy.

[TheCarGuy @_enocck]

Mercedes-Benz C180 Wagon 2019
1.6L Inline-4 Petrol
9-speed automatic (9G-Tronic)
Rear-Wheel Drive (2WD)
Apple CarPlay/Android Auto
LED High-Performance headlamps
Leather Seats, Electrically Adjustable
Heated Front Seats
Asking Ksh. 3,200,000

[DJ KROWBAR @DJKrowbar]

When our parents used to say, "Weka news inchi inaweza kuwa inauzwa."

Today, That line is not a joke anymore.

[Ory Okolloh-Mwangi @kenyanpundit]

Elections time…IYKYK

[James @MrJamesKe]

The problem with unchecked power is that leaders slowly stop seeing citizens as people and start seeing them as numbers, voters and taxpayers only.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Fellow Kenyans, please, please, please don't ever listen to William Ruto. He is a fraudster. He lies with severe impunity!!!

[jacob juma @kabetes]

"Prayer Breakfast" to me is a ritual that is similar to devil worshipping. You can't mock God. I mean, do they pray to get energy to steal?

[thisissorandom🍉 @shawrizz]

Nchi inaangamia wewe unasherekea vikombe za wazungu 😭💀

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

[Uncle Lee @KarNgethe]

Mko na magari hatari sana

[Michael @JaMtoka]

- 2017 Peugeot 308GT BlueHDi 🇫🇷 (T9)
- KSh1.58 Million
- Fuel Tank: 53L
- 16-19km/litre
- Location: Nairobi 🇰🇪
- [phone]
- [email protected]

- 2.0-litre 4-Cyl Turbocharged Diesel with Common-Rail Injection (DW10FC)
- 181bhp @ 3750 rpm
- 400Nm @ 2000 rpm
- 6 Speed AT with Paddle Shifters
- 2WD

- 6 Airbags
- Active Safety Brake
- Adaptive Cruise Control
- Auto Dimming Mirror
- Electronic Brakeforce Distribution
- Emergency Braking
- Electronic Stability Control and Traction Control
- Lane Departure Warning
- LED Daytime Running Lights with Auto High-Beam
- Front and Rear Parking Sensors with Reverse Camera
- Hill Start Assist
- Rain Sensing Wipers
- Tyre Pressure Monitoring System

- Peugeot Connect System with 9.7" Touchscreen and Navigation
- Apple CarPlay and Android Auto
- 1X USB-A Port
- 9 Speaker Denon Premium Audio System with Subwoofer
- 8 Channel Full Digital Class-D Amplifier with Road Noise Compensation
- 500W

- Alloy Wheels
- ½ Leather Seats
- Shark Fin Antenna
- Wing Mirror Blinkers

[杜晓晖DU Xiaohui @DGAfrica_MFA]

On 9 May 320 tons of crude avocado oil from Kenya—one of the first beneficiaries of China’s #ZeroTariffPolicy—arrived at Dalian Port in China.

[杜晓晖DU Xiaohui @DGAfrica_MFA]

24 tons of apples from South Africa 🇿🇦and 6.9 tons of Kenyan 🇰🇪 fresh avocados were among the first arrivals of African agricultural products under the #ZeroTariffPolicy. Welcome!