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[KJ ツ @Karstenxyz]

Time to shitpost again.

[Boardwalk @useboardwalk]

Most builders launch alone. This season you don't have to.

Apply to Boardwalk Summer 👇
https://t.co/8g6qBGWBbx

🔵 Dedicated workshop
🔵 Podcast feature
🔵 Community AMA
🔵 20% off Sherlock audits
🔵 5% off DeFi Llama research
🔵 Post-launch case study

The season is open.

[big fat island cat 🐳 @meowphasaurus]

here is the thesis for @useboardwalk:

Tokens are issued differently every time.

Exchanges, investors, market makers, underwriters, wallets, and autonomous agents must reconstruct tokenomics, liquidity rules, fee flows, governance, and administrative risk for every new asset—making each one expensive to understand, integrate, and trust.

Boardwalk is the decentralized institutional layer for onchain economies.

It standardizes how onchain economies are created, protected, understood, and coordinated.

It gives every Boardwalk economy five foundational properties: Protected Economics, an Institutional Profile, Standardized Diligence, Institutional Continuity, and Community Coordination.

Protected Economics converts fee rights, liquidity commitments, vesting schedules, permissions, and stakeholder allocations into transparent, contract-enforced rules. These commitments are not merely disclosed—they are built to remain durable, verifiable, and difficult to bypass.

Every Boardwalk economy carries a live Institutional Profile, generated directly from its issuance contracts. It shows how the economy was formed, where value flows, what is immutable, who retains authority, what protections exist, and how its market and community evolve.

Standardized Diligence gives exchanges, capital allocators, liquidity providers, traders, wallets, analytics platforms, and autonomous agents one shared, machine-readable surface to inspect fee routing, liquidity status, vesting allocations, administrative permissions, community support, visibility spending, and institutional history.

Institutional Continuity means the economic framework does not end at launch. Boardwalk continues to surface the asset’s protections, permissions, market structure, stakeholder rights, and institutional history as it evolves.

Community Coordination gives every Boardwalk economy a dedicated onchain space for discussion, updates, signaling, and stakeholder alignment. Built-in forums and community-driven visibility mechanisms let stakeholders coordinate action, signal support, and build the economy without depending entirely on external platforms.

This gives issuers a credible framework that outlives the launch. It gives market participants confidence that the rules they evaluate today will remain visible and enforceable tomorrow. And it gives integrators a reusable standard for evaluating, pricing, funding, listing, routing, underwriting, and monitoring onchain assets at scale.

As more economies adopt the standard, diligence becomes reusable instead of repetitive. Capital moves with greater confidence. Communities gain a durable coordination layer. Autonomous systems gain a common institutional language for onchain markets.

Boardwalk itself remains sovereign—economically anchored on Ethereum by BWLK, independent of any single execution environment, and able to deploy wherever users and markets require execution.

Boardwalk does not merely launch tokens.

It gives assets the structure to become onchain economies, issuers the ability to launch onchain institutions, and markets the clarity to evaluate them before participating.

[big fat island cat 🐳 @meowphasaurus]

We've made some changes to @useboardwalk:

-protocol token will be $BWLK
-native economic home is @ethereum
-execution deployments on ETH, Base, RH, Arbitrum
-redirected all chain fees to Issuer, LP, Boardwalk
-one fee schedule across all chains
-reduced graduation thresholds to 5e
-increased designated voter-fee direction to 90%

@UniswapAuctions CCA for $BWLK goes live tomorrow on @ethereum and runs for 72-hours. No graduation threshold. Relaunch on all chains 7/20. Not Financial Advice. DYOR.

[big fat island cat 🐳 @meowphasaurus]

here is @useboardwalk simplified universal fee schedule. same across all chains w/ all issuance pushing directly into @Uniswap:

[KJ ツ @Karstenxyz]

@Ada4goodP I think people refer to a ghost chain as one that runs but isn't used. Hard to argue with that 🤒

https://t.co/kH0vdGP3JF

[@levelsio @levelsio]

🇪🇺 Chat Control has passed 😔

They can and will now legally scan any person's messages, emails and photos you send without a warrant

The way they passed this law when the majority of the European Parliament was against it will shock you:

They waited until most EP members were on holiday so only a few were present and then created an "urgent" vote for it to pass it through

There's nothing democratic about any of it and big powerful forces are behind this that can manipulate the EU for whatever they want

Democracy in Europe died a bit today 😔

[DefiLlama Research @defillama_res]

The chaos era of token launches built an empire on enormous volume and fees. It cost a legion of traders.

@useboardwalk is built to launch token economies using token-level fees routed to infra partners, auction models, immutable vesting, and more:
https://t.co/1yumh2CXtJ

[KJ ツ @Karstenxyz]

@PolymarketMoney

[big fat island cat 🐳 @meowphasaurus]

excited to share with everyone what we’ve been up to…tune in tomorrow or Tuesday possibly, to find out.

[KJ ツ @Karstenxyz]

SOL - TERRA - LUNA

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

Introducing a limited preview of GPT-5.6 Sol, our next generation frontier model, as well as GPT-5.6 Terra, a balanced model for efficient, everyday work, and GPT-5.6 Luna, a fast and affordable model for high-volume work.

https://t.co/OoM83SyISN

[KJ ツ @Karstenxyz]

@MichaelDDS Nee hoor, duizenden bezoekers met het volledige pakket in hun mik en +38 graden is vragen om problemen.

[KJ ツ @Karstenxyz]

@RonEisenmann Haha mooi

[Slack @SlackHQ]

Dear Claude from Finance,

Your @mentions are about to go way up.

We’re so sorry!

[KJ ツ @Karstenxyz]

@RNR_0 😶

[KJ ツ @Karstenxyz]

crazy numbers

[Beanie @beaniemaxi]

SBF bought 5% of Cursor for $200k in 2022. The stake was liquidated by FTX bankruptcy trustees for the same amount $200k in 2023. Whoever bought that stake just cashed out a cool $3 billion profit from the SpaceX acquisition. A quick 15000x. You can get rich by venture investing.

[KJ ツ @Karstenxyz]

@clarefinds Nah, im still waiting for the “comment [marketing word] to get access to my courses”

[KJ ツ @Karstenxyz]

@archival_X @BatCaveNode This is the 2019 VeChain playbook, and it works (for 1-2 years) until people realise it’s not bringing any value onchain.

[KJ ツ @Karstenxyz]

Im curious how we localised compute and energy in 10 years.

Either that or oligopoly to the max.

[json @JsonBasedman]

Asked a question so dangerous they sent my ass to haiku

[KJ ツ @Karstenxyz]

Boardwalk

[Apex @apex_ether]

So a launchpad was created and from it came a launchpad that wasn’t happy with the fee split so they created there own launchpad and that then flipped the first launchpad now people aren’t happy with the fees on that one so we getting another launchpad from that launchpad.

Ok.