A Salty Chip

Singer/actor, be-bopping around the world. “Are you guys models or something?”—Girl outside The Cheesecake Factory He/Him

[Kelsea Ballerini @KelseaBallerini]

after 5 albums and 2 EP’s, I Sit In Parks is a song i’ll hang my hat on and forever be proud to have put into the world, and mount pleasant was a capsule of creative freedom built around growing up and my big ass feelings. dear grammy gods, i’d love your consideration. ❤️

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[A Salty Chip @KAsfeldt]

I would agree, that was GOOD

[Meg is Patient Zero in the Middle of Nowhere @blondeantihero]

I would argue we did not get enough episodes of the Reba tv show.

[Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen]

B side lovers I see you and I didn’t forget our not so secret pact! Let’s get freaky 🤝🎧

Day and Night (Continued) featuring 8 additional tracks will be available to stream this Friday, 10/9!!

[A Salty Chip @KAsfeldt]

Cheating on my diet by staring into the void and consuming it instead of letting it consume me

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

the next white lotus should be at the covid-conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts

[A Salty Chip @KAsfeldt]

Fine I’ll say it I MISS THE CLUB

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

meeeeee as fuck

[A Salty Chip @KAsfeldt]

@heyjaeeeee So not silly and actually so very relatable!!

[Taylor @tayforpay]

it’s kinda funny to compare this level of acting to a show like adults where it feels like they’re all tiktokers doing sketch comedy

[Complex @Complex]

Scientists may have found the real life SpongeBob and Patrick nearly 6,200 feet below the Atlantic.

A NOAA expedition captured a yellow sponge and pink sea star sitting side by side, and marine biologist Christopher Mah pointed out the obvious comparison.

[🎥: via/ NOAA]

[josh @joshypooper]

BDSM (bread dipped in soup mhmmm)

[Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen]

Day and Night out September 18 ♥️
Presave the album now at https://t.co/ijRvucVxHe

[A Salty Chip @KAsfeldt]

BOOOOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

You don’t need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn’t have any real health benefit.

🔗: https://t.co/CBwSxzNZEG

[Ty Sunderland 🏁 @TySunderland]

people in LA are hot but people in NY are sexy! I will not explain myself

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

The world feels a lot less sparkly all of a sudden.

[ZEE MACHINE @ZeeMachineMusic]

HYMPHOMANIA vol. 1

AUGUST 27

[A Salty Chip @KAsfeldt]

In another timeline, Justin Timberlake played Will Shuster on Glee and Matthew Morrison just stayed Broadway famous

[𝐉𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐲’𝐬 𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 👨🏾‍💻 @xclusivestories]

that second leg of the song though 😮‍💨

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

i can’t think about 9/11 without thinking about Matthew Morrison racing home, going up to the 15th floor, opening the door, and seeing his girlfriend in bed…with another man

[A Salty Chip @KAsfeldt]

Hey I kinda have arm muscles now, who wants to kiss on the mouth?