@elonmusk@elonmusk I can make the macaroni portrait look like a rocket ship. except it's actually a dick. for a billion dollars it could be yours Mr Trillionaire.
@ThisIsKyleR well today i wiped and found some blood in the toilet paper which is pretty much the same thing and you don't see me bragging about it on the internet.
@realDonaldTrump@FoxNews I'm so sorry President Goose. Your fascist state led media outlet is reserving it's first amendment right to challenge you like the media is supposed to for any President... Sorry President Lame* Goose, you're too much of a fuck to be a Duck.
@realDonaldTrump@BreitbartNews I mean, you're in the lead in those two counties (Spalding and Morgan) so you tryna admit something or what's your goal here??
@realDonaldTrump hm strange almost reminds me of ANOTHER election night where the projected winner got sideswiped by some evil douchebag. only this time the projected winner won so 🤷♂️