kount.kassy

If you’re offended, I’m offended

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I simultaneously, love and hate cardi B @ the same time #jafeel (but im also scared of her)

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Did anyone else that went to catholic school make up “sins” so you would have something to tell the priest during confession ?? Asking for a friend

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Remember signing people into high school dances lol ?

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I ate a BUNCH of ruffles wavy original the other day and it destroyed my mouth and I’m honestly worried I have like mouth cancer or something because my mouth is still sensitive wth

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@meangeen_ Let’s start a band

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Literally No one :

Saint John airport YouTube commercial: Saint John actually has a catchment area as large as any other airport

.... uhh in New Brunswick

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“I’m sorry you felt you had to mention your boyfriend, I was just offering you dinner or a drink” .... 👀🤷🏽‍♀️

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Me: spewing my typical antidoteal speech to a customer *fidgeting with a cup*

Him: just a word of advice most people don’t like people’s fingers all over their cups

Me:

Me in my head: what a pathetic way to assert dominance

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Why do I think everyone wearing headphones is lying

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@DavidDobrik ITS BEEN DONE #whooshh

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@deggydegs Sibling rivalry 😏���

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Honestly wth

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Olivia just puked from doing a bong rip at ~4:20~ #thisis20

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Yes I just went and popped my pimples in the bathroom, can’t you tell by the blood on my face

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@Iamdrewling

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@Iamdrewling Time makes no difference in our life stories, it’s just a reference marker

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@Iamdrewling Ahh so it goes .. sew sorry drew

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@Iamdrewling Don’t leave dougie ave !!

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At least I didn’t peak in highschool

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@defnotliv What is confessions of a teenage drama queen for 400$ plz Alex

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Sometimes I feel like a ripe 24 year old Georgia peach and sometimes I literally feel like my grand mother.

Which is it ?? What one am I