new HBIC

she/her

[S @sageyblanco]

cyber trucks are the roaches of the road and they startle me as such

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

I wish instead of donating to 500 different gofundme's, I could give a portion of my income to say - the government and they would distribute it to people in need and programs to help all citizens...that all of the work of rebuilding wasn't on the average person...

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Keke Palmer doing the “Defying Gravity” battle cry in new MTV video.

[𖤐 @MileyIsInspired]

when i tell them i like miley cyrus and they expect me to play flowers but instead i play this

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Whenever someone tells me they used ChatGPT

[melanie @mmmelanierose]

the most fabulous girls never had a bf in hs. they were too focused on their eating disorder

[charlie @chunkbardey]

seltzer is the same as chapstick in that you can just use it if you're bored

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

one of the worst decisions of the last few decades has been removing shop classes from high schools.

not being able to build something with your own hands fundamentally perverts how you interact with the world. you’re locked to consume. build the bookcase, it will set you free

[Austine @theereal_one]

College+ showed me that’s a lot of mfkers weren’t parented or even raised. Just housed, fed, & tolerated until it was legal to unleash them on the rest of us

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

having a crush is like being club chalamet but for a random person

[Terrika @SheKnowsSports]

Every time Butker misses a kick, I feel like the universe smiles

[Jan☭🇵🇸 @GodandtheBear]

Charging Luigi with terrorism for killing a ceo is admitting we are a fascist country.

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

me at 6:45 pm: eh the results tonight can only stress me out. prob just gonna ignore them entirely :)

me at 9:45 pm: WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE VOTES FROM MECKLENBURG COUNTY NORTH CAROLINA