So yesterday was Johnny Drilleโs concert in Toronto, and somehow I found myself there even though I had absolutely no plan to attend.
A close friend of mine was one of the promoters, so my plan was to spend a few mins at the event and escape back home.
Instead, I accidentally purchased a front-row seat to the greatest relationship drama ever produced
I was sitting quietly in VIP, chewing gum and minding my business, when two ladies joined my table.
Letโs call them Lady A and Lady B
Shortly after the arrived, Lady A received a call and stepped outside to take it
When Lady A returned, the premium gist subscription activated immediately
Apparently, the call was from a guy named John
For the next 15 minutes, Lady A gave a detailed review of John.
John was romantic,
John was caring,
John was thoughtful,
John was planning their future,
Honestly, if John applied for Canadian citizenship through marriage, I would have approved it myself.
Then came the twist,
Lady A said John wasnโt really her type,
Instead, she couldnโt stop talking about another guy, Letโs call him Boy Alinco.
Boy Alinco was on his way to the concert from what I deduced.
The way she talked about him, it sounded like boy Alinco is a struggling immigrant ๐ ๐
John had the future.
Boy Alinco had the vibes.
As I was processing all these information, a tall dark man suddenly tapped her on the shoulder.
Lady A turned around and nearly swallowed her tongue.
โJEFFERY?!โ
The entire table froze
Jeffery looked just as surprised
โBabe, I thought you said you were working night shifts today?โ he said, then She muffled something that I didnโt hear,
Then goes Jeffery, โI got these tickets because I wanted to surprise you, but when you told me youโd be at work, I figured Iโd just come with Luis instead.
At that point, Lady Aโs soul briefly left her body. ๐
I stopped chewing my gum, Lady B couldnโt stopped blinking and even the music suddenly sounded quieter,
then one thing became clear
Jeffery wasnโt John, neither was he Boy Alinco ๐๐
Ladies and gentlemen, we had officially exceeded the maximum number of characters allowed in this relationship, I thought to myself as I started doing CIA, FBI investigations in my head.
Anyways, while we were on that back and forth, Lady Aโs phone rang again. She glanced at the screen, and you could literally see panic on her face, from the look on Lady Bโs face, It looked like Boy Alinco had just arrived.
I was just shaking my head all through, it felt as if I was watching the group stage of the UEFA Champions League between John, Boy Alinco and Jeffery,
I looked at my watch and it was already 10:45 PM.
That was my cue to leave,
To be honest, I was exhausted
Not physically, but Emotionally.
Because throughout this entire saga, these ladies looked classy, well put together, innocent, and respectable.
If I hadnโt accidentally become an unwilling spectator, I would never have guessed there was a whole Premier League table of men involved.
At that point, I felt sorry for Jeffery, John and Boy Alinco, who has probably arrived but stuck outside because his date dares not pick his call ๐
I picked up my car keys, shook my head and started my journey home!
Although, I wish I waited for the full thing to unravel but I just had to leave!
All I know is that Johnny Drille wasnโt the only performer at that concert.
If youโre dating in Toronto, I feel very scared for you! ๐ญ๐ญ
Who else noticed Ultron in avengers and Raymond Reddington in Blacklist was played by the same person James spader ๐๐๐๐๐ @Jamesspader234
You see this thing called supportive spouse/partner is extremely important because what the actual **** ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
@miahoriola I canโt even randomly update my timeline with pictures again, my heart will be racing.
21 billings and still counting!โฆโฆ.Youโll start hearing โhow much is 50k, is it not ยฃ25โ.
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One thing I find very funny is how people back home help you calculate how much you earn monthly? Especially when they know you work all round.
โIโm sure you make over ยฃ2500 which is about 5 million Naira, parting with 100k (ยฃ100) shouldnโt be hard for you nowโ
Ori e ti daru!