Kitty Kat

My enemies are vanquished and now I’m bored.

[Kitty Kat @katbuble]

I won't tell anyone I won the lottery... but there will be signs

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

I’m very much the sweet, girl-next-door type. Only he gets to see what I’m like behind closed doors.

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

I’m a woman. Of course I can love you and want to kiIl you at the same time.

[Kitty Kat @katbuble]

@h4xirby Best reveal

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

I drink coffee for your safety, not mine.

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

Life is funny how one day you’re alone and then you meet someone that becomes your “I can’t live without you.”

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

Twitter is where people talk about the most traumatic thing that’s ever happened to them but make it funny.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Born to scowl

Forced to do an awkward smirk and nod

[Emily ™ @emily_tweets]

I’m a much nicer person once my bra comes off

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

It’s 2025 and still illegal to stab people. I checked.

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

When he ruins you for everyone else but in a good way.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

“and one for me” i whisper as i also buy myself a last minute christmas present

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

The secret to a successful relationship is to never think “I can fix him.”

[Trey @treydayway]

Not much is more overrated than beer

[Emily ™ @emily_tweets]

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention

[Trey @treydayway]

We have too many cooties running around for the aliens to come here

[Kitty Kat @katbuble]

@emily_tweets

[Kitty Kat @katbuble]

Just put my slippers on the wrong foot and now I have to cut off my foot.

[Kitty Kat @katbuble]

@AfterpsycH