Kat

Someone told me this is the best place to find a babysitter.

[Kat @katdenk]

*7 other cars around us on the highway*
Dad: there really is a lot of traffic
Mom: yeaaahhhh

[Kat @katdenk]

@chrissyteigen please tell me you’ve seen this video

https://t.co/0ZiahhDtg6

[Kat @katdenk]

#monsterjam

[Kat @katdenk]

Sometimes I wonder what it would like, with all this shit going down, if Tupac was still around.

[Kat @katdenk]

My new Fitbit just might inspire me to walk home from the bar tonight. Finally the two steps right, one step forward will come in handy.

[Kat @katdenk]

I wish I had taped tonight's homework battle with my kid so I could send it in as our audition for WWE.

[Ken't Even @deKenstruction]

Yes I wrote "Taco Tuesday" in the box where it says religion hope you're cool with that I really want this job

[Kat @katdenk]

Participating in my office NCAA pool this year mainly so I can talk about shockers at work without HR being involved.

[Kat @katdenk]

I just realized that my bucket list is more of a things to do that might result in me shitting in a bucket list.

[Ken't Even @deKenstruction]

It's like the Kama Sutra, but instead, drawings of different positions I've eaten a burrito in.

[Kat @katdenk]

About a half hour ago I was pretty excited that Arby's gave me the large beef 'n cheddar by mistake.

[Kat @katdenk]

I never thought having cereal for dinner every night was a big deal until Lucky Charms became Raisin Bran.

[Kat @katdenk]

I answer to "hey, bitches!"every damn time.

[Ken't Even @deKenstruction]

The word "fuck" is uttered 508 times in 3 hours during "The Wolf of Wall Street" so save ten bucks by watching me assemble an Ikea bookshelf