Kate Simpson

I Love The Simpsons !

[Kate Simpson @Kate__Simpson]

When you go from tween to teen you say goodbye to halloween

[Kate Simpson @Kate__Simpson]

Ive come to realize I only tweet about cartoons
DEAL WITH IT!

[Kate Simpson @Kate__Simpson]

Now Bob's burgers!

[Garret @BryantGarret]

Fall is definatley my favorite season, they bugs start dying off

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Omg Tree House of Terror is on!

[Homer J. Simpson @HomerJSimpson]

We're carving Jack O Lanterns as a family this weekend. Halloween fun for the kids, more places to hide booze for me.

[Kate Simpson @Kate__Simpson]

“Disco Stu… likes disco.”

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“My god! It’s like a party in my mouth and everyone’s invited.”

[Kate Simpson @Kate__Simpson]

"You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?”

[Kate Simpson @Kate__Simpson]

Tramamampoline!

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…Again? This stupid country.

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“D’oh!” “A deer!” “A female deer.”

[Kate Simpson @Kate__Simpson]

Maybe there is no moral. Maybe it’s just a bunch of stuff that happened.

[Kate Simpson @Kate__Simpson]

Stupid like a fox!

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I’d kill you if I had my gun!

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We’re here! We’re queer!

[Kate Simpson @Kate__Simpson]

There’s an angry mob here to see you, sir.

[Kate Simpson @Kate__Simpson]

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

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And I’m not easily impressed — WOW, A BLUE CAR!