Kate

not a boomer

[Kate @KateAlysse]

I cut someone off at the stop sign on my way home tonight, and then they followed me into my driveway because my husband ordered Jimmy Johns and it was our driver 😩 Low key thought I was going to die for a sec 😅

[Kate @KateAlysse]

& now I know why the couples on House Hunters always have main floor laundry listed as a nonnegotiable 😝

[Kate @KateAlysse]

@ maisy

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

dogs after a long hard day of peeing on everything and farting everywhere

[Kate @KateAlysse]

@retroscribe

[Kate @KateAlysse]

The problem with BeReal is that by the time I post my late BeReal it’s already time to BeReal again 😵‍💫

[Kate @KateAlysse]

Nothing fills me with more pride than when a drive through worker compliments how cute my dog is 🥰

[Kate @KateAlysse]

Who do I follow for Queen Elizabeth memes? Asking for a friend

[Kate @KateAlysse]

I will joyfully make a full 5 course meal for someone else but can’t even be bothered to make myself a piece of toast 🥴

[Kate @KateAlysse]

HBD to the classiest ween around 🥳

[Kate @KateAlysse]

#mcm #STOPJACOBVAN2K14

[Kate @KateAlysse]

@retroscribe an even better throwback now

[Kate @KateAlysse]

@retroscribe an even better throw back song for you: https://t.co/RwLAEcUjB9 😭😂

[Kate @KateAlysse]

Not sure if I save money thrifting or if I spend more money just buying unnecessary items 💸🤷🏽‍♀️

[Kate @KateAlysse]

#NewProfilePic

[Kate @KateAlysse]

Why is asking for a side of ranch at a restaurant so embarrassing - like I PROMISE I’m not one of those ✨ ranch girlies ✨

[Icona @iconawrites]

Me as a teenager: once I am an adult, I will stay up as late as I want!

Me as an adult: I’m going to tuck myself in at 9 pm, as a treat.

[Kate @KateAlysse]

Starbucks needs to adopt a taste it before you pay for it policy - a bad $7 latte is enough to ruin my day 🫠

[Kate @KateAlysse]

… but did you go off the rails & die in a “tragic” accident ???

[Kate @KateAlysse]

@retroscribe Only for you 😘