@amateuradam will you marry me ?? ππ»π¬ ππ» , ive had 5 babies so my Fannyβs a bit like the Tyne tunnel but Iβm proud to announce my pelvic floor is impeccable π
Really disappointed in @VodafoneUK been a loyal customer for years and years but canβt seem to price match on a new handset... EE here I come ππ»
Made a casserole, ordered Aunt Bessies dumplings, @sainsburys send me STUFFING BALLS as a sub, seriously, who has stuffing balls on top of their beef casserole?? π€·π»ββοΈsort it out Sainsburps! ( please π )
@CumbriaCC been pointed in your direction regarding SPEED restrictions for my lovely little village of Laversdale. I have young children and we have no speed limit through the village. Please help before itβs too late ππ»
@CumbriaCC@HighwaysNWEST please help me get a 30 MPH speed limit through our village Laversdale before itβs a fatality that brings the limit. Iβm actually begging you π
@Cumbriapolice who do I need to contact regarding getting a 30 MPH speed limit put in place in a village. Iβm terrified about my children playing on their bikes whilst wagons and tractors hurtle through flat out