Sarah Kateel Brown

The worlds derpiest buffalo, and pastry chef.

[Sarah Kateel Brown @KateelBrown]

Captain and Copilot

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

Me: $30?!!? For a costume??? Forget it, I’ll make my own.

Also me: *leaving Walmart 2 hrs later with $60 worth of felt, fabric, makeup, clothing, art supplies, and at least 8-10 hrs of crafting to do* I’ll show them!

[Sarah Kateel Brown @KateelBrown]

Last night Michelle asked if she could have some of our puzzles and I don’t think I’ve ever felt so defensive of a puzzle in my life... these are troubling times.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

everybody: 2020 is finally going to be our year 👌🏼

3 months later:

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Stagecoach got rescheduled to October and I just don’t know if my heart can handle anymore hurt this year...

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Also going to stage coach in three months 😬😆

[Sarah Kateel Brown @KateelBrown]

Getting time approved to go to Nome this summer has me like:

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My mom said she feels “wilted” and I don’t know if I’ve ever related to something more in my entire life..

[Sarah Kateel Brown @KateelBrown]

Queen of dropping my phone lately... like I might as well throw it at a wall when I get up in the morning and just get it out of my system 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Sarah Kateel Brown @KateelBrown]

Can’t wait to see my family 😂

[Sarah Kateel Brown @KateelBrown]

If im drinking and you catch me closing my eyes for 10 seconds or so don’t @ me... I’m just tryna make sure I don’t have the spins yet 🤷🏼‍♀️ it’s a science!

[Sarah Kateel Brown @KateelBrown]

“If she was a spice she’d be flour”

[Sarah Kateel Brown @KateelBrown]

Kindness is a superpower

[Sarah Kateel Brown @KateelBrown]

Waiting for my check to deposit even though it’s 2 days early...

[Sarah Kateel Brown @KateelBrown]

So I’ve been watching skins and....

[Sarah Kateel Brown @KateelBrown]

Saving this shit.

[han 🎀 @bitchitshan]

one of our team members handed in their notice like this 😂😂😂

[Sarah Kateel Brown @KateelBrown]

Me Refusing to use the AC in the truck because it’s only June

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#blondie