Katelyn Kaysen

[Max Roser @MaxCRoser]

Many who don’t understand that life today is much better than in the past don’t know how bad the past was.

Many who don’t believe that the future can be much, much better don’t know how bad the present is.

[Good Clinical Practice Finding @FindingGcp]

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[David Frum @davidfrum]

any more? This was great

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

DC should be a state. Pass it on.

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

This is the remarkable Halitrephes maasi jellyfish, also known as deep sea fireworks.

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

The left wing and the right wing ...

As best I can tell ...

Belong to the same bird.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The gerontocracy is out of touch with the people

[AJ ❄️ @Levance_]

Know the difference.

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

Rioters destroyed the bar of Minneapolis firefighter Korboi Balla who bought it with his life savings. His bar was not insured. Please donate here to help. Fundraiser by KB Balla : Scores Sports Bar Mpls Rebuild https://t.co/gyzu9t1I6t

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

Thanks libtard, but MY president says to mainline Febreze and that's what I intend to do.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to medical

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

So however long the quarantine is, we get that time tacked onto the end of our lives? Like rollover minutes? 🤞🏻

[Kate Sidley @sidleykate]

Banana bread recipe:
1. Buy bananas
2. Forget you bought bananas
3. Throw away bananas
4. Buy banana bread

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Can we all agree to temporarily raise the bar for what’s considered an “alcoholic?”

[Kanye’s bhole @bossy_bootz]

Please send your thoughts & prayers to my 16 yo I asked her to do something

[Dana Berger - Actress @DanaMerylBerger]

I guess now we’re all living in those old paintings of people lying around on couches doing nothing with their boobs out

[jess mcintosh @jess_mc]

Anyone else have grandparents do weird stuff that was explained by the fact that they lived thru the Depression?

We’re going to be those grandparents.

“Daddy why is grandma clorox wiping the grocery bags?” “She lived thru COVID honey she doesn’t talk about it.”