theycallmeKB

a quarter life crisis never looked this good

[theycallmeKB @KatelynLaurine]

I got asked if I was a GV student last night and I don’t know what’s more offensive the fact I graduated 5 years ago or the fact he thought I went to GV¿ #bulldogsforlifebaby

[theycallmeKB @KatelynLaurine]

If one more thing goes wrong, I’m cancelling my adulting subscription

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I sit down bruh. Any/everywhere I gotta sit down.

[theycallmeKB @KatelynLaurine]

#NewProfilePic

[R. @alllaboutrubi]

Nobody:
Ppl w my location:

[theycallmeKB @KatelynLaurine]

@l1z3yy My favorite meal 🙌🏽

[theycallmeKB @KatelynLaurine]

@l1z3yy Thank you queen❤️ causal isn’t in my vocabulary

[theycallmeKB @KatelynLaurine]

Marshall from love is blind is a king, I’m sorry you can’t convince me otherwise

[Mija @hi_mija]

Quick question what the fuck

[theycallmeKB @KatelynLaurine]

Traded being a baddie for being a boss, cheers to my fav funemployed looks

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

i luv robes so much, i wanna be buried in my robe

[theycallmeKB @KatelynLaurine]

One lost ID, 2 lost keys, and booking bri a flight to authorize breaking the lock off ‘her’ storage unit, I’m finally going to have more than a bed in my apartment.

[GG MAGREE @ggmagree]

I don’t care plus im sexy

[theycallmeKB @KatelynLaurine]

I hope your condom breaks

From: A Scorpio

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

Please use a condom on Valentines Day. I hate Scorpios.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i cannot fuck it we ball for much longer

[theycallmeKB @KatelynLaurine]

@ChrystalLite14 But I’m supposed to get money bags and my soulmate 🥹🤣

[theycallmeKB @KatelynLaurine]

I’m just saying, my tarot reading on tiktok was not accurate.

[theycallmeKB @KatelynLaurine]

If my flight to MI gets cancelled cause of this blizzard coming in, I’ll throw hands