slim shady

I was not made to be subtle // #blacklivesmatter // #feelthebern // MJL 💍 // GJL 👶🏻🎀

[slim shady @Katelynnkillin]

People always look at me crazy when my husband has me go buy zyns for him. I promise you I’m not 8 1/2 months pregnant popping in an upper decky

[slim shady @Katelynnkillin]

Zayns doing a meet n greet in nyc & the tickets are sold out im gun off myself 😭😭😭

[slim shady @Katelynnkillin]

*me 6 1/2 months pregnant*
My dad: you’re getting fat

[slim shady @Katelynnkillin]

I’m attracted to women who I wouldn’t think are attractive if they were male
Does that make sense or am I just high

[slim shady @Katelynnkillin]

@draxluh @maddisonn_17

[mac meezy @maddisonn_17]

Katelynn types so punctual and w no emotion & I type like an illiterate ghetto 4th grader😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😭😂😂

[slim shady @Katelynnkillin]

Baby Mama vibes 👙💝

[slim shady @Katelynnkillin]

Love when men hand me $500 for being mean to them 🥰

[slim shady @Katelynnkillin]

Breakup in a small town is a BOP & u can’t convince me otherwise

[slim shady @Katelynnkillin]

Not so friendly reminder: if you wanna talk shit you can say it to my face

[slim shady @Katelynnkillin]

Fuck u universe

[slim shady @Katelynnkillin]

I wish I had friends lol 😆

[slim shady @Katelynnkillin]

Had to bartend by myself (WITHOUT A MGR) on the busiest night when I’ve never bartended before 🤠👍🏻

[slim shady @Katelynnkillin]

I’m the only girl at my job who wears makeup like the other girls don’t even wear MASCARA and I’m serving full face 🫣🤣

[slim shady @Katelynnkillin]

A man who can sing 😩😩

[slim shady @Katelynnkillin]

My mans & I just laughed for 5 minutes straight watching the office while our daughter is sleeping peacefully in her swing 🤣🤣
Pure bliss 🫶🌞🥰

[slim shady @Katelynnkillin]

What about the trifecta

[slim shady @Katelynnkillin]

The teething stage 0/10

[slim shady @Katelynnkillin]

God death fucking sucks

[slim shady @Katelynnkillin]

Officially mentally unstable