Kate

[Kate @KateRyan516]

This girl just goes, “I’m not toxic but, I see why she said that” and idk if you’re making a good claim for yourself ma’am

[Kate @KateRyan516]

I stay using my drafts on here like a weird random thoughts capsule

[Kate @KateRyan516]

Finding out my dad has watched the eras tour 3 times already really has my mind spinning

[Kate @KateRyan516]

Really curious what the feds credit score is if they neeeed $1,200 from me

[Kate @KateRyan516]

It never ceases to amaze me when people are shocked that their actions have consequences

[Kate @KateRyan516]

Just thinking about the trauma I experienced when they taught us about scurvy in elementary school

[Kate @KateRyan516]

What do people do with the whole summer off….? I’ve been on break for less than 48 hours and I have no clue what to do with myself

[Kate @KateRyan516]

Still can’t believe I agreed to go to Staten Island today….

[Kate @KateRyan516]

Idk why but having someone you respect call you their work wife after knowing each other for a few months is so strange, but so nice

[Kate @KateRyan516]

Still not over @jonasbrothers coming out with @LewisCapaldi last night. Put the cherry on top of an amazing concert

[Kate @KateRyan516]

Anyone else remember lathering themselves in Jergen’s tanning lotion in high school? My Oompa Loompa looking ass thought that was so cute

[Kate @KateRyan516]

My coworker handed me a folded up sheet of paper this afternoon and told me it was something for me. It was just a photocopy of his hand flipping me off. Truly the only thing that made me genuinely laugh today 🖕🏻🖕🏻

[Kate @KateRyan516]

Still thinking about that time that @nikkayyy_14 got us pit for Harry Styles

[Kate @KateRyan516]

All of my students are either non speaking, or minimally verbal. Today, one of them came up to me to give me a hug and said “I love you.” My sweet sweet heart ❤️

[Kate @KateRyan516]

Starting a new job, in the rain, while on your period really does throw ya for a loop and a half….

[Kate @KateRyan516]

One month until my entire personality becomes being in the pit for Harry Styles

[Kate @KateRyan516]

Anyone else just love dissociating while staring at water? Yeah, it’s the East River, but it gets the job done

[Kate @KateRyan516]

If you try to tell me that @thechicks concert was not the best experience of my life, you are wrong

[Kate @KateRyan516]

Watching college students get denied from bars brings me such weird amounts of joy

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

ready for adele to send me into an absolutely devastating depressive spiral from which i may never recover