Deezu5

idk. maybe I watch too many movies. Letterboxd Deezu5

[Deezu5 @KatesBush928]

Add Naomi Scott to the list of horror queens who didn’t get their recognition during award season

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Two years ago, ‘SMILE 2’ was released in theaters.

Starring Naomi Scott.

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

state troopers about to be like

[Deezu5 @KatesBush928]

In this home we pee sitting down

[Deezu5 @KatesBush928]

Kevin Bacon belly flopping in Friday the 13th is peak.

[Billy @Billy2stone]

Me over the DUI checkpoint.

[ib @shdww_s]

Ma collègue de travail lesbienne m’a autorisé à l’appeler pd

[Chase 🎃🔪🩸🏳️‍🌈 @ohheyitschase]

The Domino’s online tracker 4 minutes after you put your order in:

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Kelly Clarkson has our gift shop employee at gun point and will not leave until we sell her our animatronic pterodactyl

[dolo @doloyeung]

Freddy vs. Jason underperformed because with 9/11 only two years behind us and the Iraq war in full swing there was no appetite for more conflict. Audiences wanted to see Freddy and Jason working together to overcome their problems

[melissa thee stallion 🎃👻💀 @pizzzazlut]

me during my first shift at the pitt

[Deezu5 @KatesBush928]

I want Mason Thames to shove his nose up my ass

[Demorgan @RayGunEtiquette]

Looney Tunes ass death

[“Big Jerker” Thorton @30secondnut]

Whipped my hog out at Subway to make sure my sub was 3 inches

[Deezu5 @KatesBush928]

In this sex trafficking training and this bitch just spent 10 minutes telling us what a pimp is

[Deezu5 @KatesBush928]

I thought my booty was stinking up the apartment, but it was my roommate sourdough starter ☠️

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

dads when they notice a total stranger using their driveway to turn around

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

Dr. Loomis after finding out he’ll be escorting Michael Myers from Smith’s Grove the night before Halloween

[Albert Freaksers @coochieokada]

Dr. Samuel “ walk em down” loomis