kate

[kate @KateSchooler]

where are all the twitter fights i came here for

[kate @KateSchooler]

@averie_d stop fighting it. let it happen.

[kate @KateSchooler]

@ParkerCarwile 🙌🏾

[kate @KateSchooler]

@ohmeowchels 😂😂 same.

[kate @KateSchooler]

you know what they say. fool me once, strike one. fool me twice, strike three.

[KB @KB_HGA]

My guy!!!! https://t.co/Fv02eDvag5

[kate @KateSchooler]

when kanye west said “whoopty scoopty poop” i felt that

[kate @KateSchooler]

if you then you don’t
don’t love deserve
me at my me at my

[kate @KateSchooler]

you know what, i’m about to say it.

i don’t care that you broke your elbow

[kate @KateSchooler]

you know i had to do it to em

[kate @KateSchooler]

“when nickelback is on, everybody needs to be quiet.”
- tim schooler

[kate @KateSchooler]

oh so you can play me on FriendO but you can’t text me back

[kate @KateSchooler]

instead of asking me unimportant questions like “why are you always home” “why don’t you talk to people” “why don’t you have a boyfriend,”
let’s just get down to the real questions that this society chooses to ignore.

like where the heck is eddie murphy

[kate @KateSchooler]

my mom just said to me, "i'll let you watch 'raising arizona' so that you'll finally respect nicolas cage"

[kate @KateSchooler]

@HarmonicaJeff awww taylor, i love and miss you so much:')) hope you're doing well💛

[kate @KateSchooler]

hey boy, wanna see the pegs i just got for my bike

[kate @KateSchooler]

i replaced my face with chad kroeger from nickelback

[kate @KateSchooler]

my alarm clock went off this morning and i was so tired i couldn't find the snooze button, so i just unplugged it and fell back asleep