OMG, Facebook!! I just found some really old messages that you filed away in some remote corner of my account! I'm talking as long ago as 3 years!! I'm so sorry to everyone who thought I was ignoring them! I promise you I wasn't.
Dear advertisers and tv show producers,
Please stop putting doorbells in your commercials and shows. Iโm tired of shushing my dogs everytime they think someoneโs ringing my doorbell. #stoptheinsanity
I just ate two pieces of supposedly fancy chocolate. One literally tasted like dirt, the other one tasted like vomit. Clearly, my tastebuds are geared more toward cheap candy. #whatdidijusteat#sogross
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