Kathleen Fitzpatrick

Most likely to be found in a forest.

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Historians break down the religious symbolism and queer iconography in Lil Nas X's 'Montero' video https://t.co/FX3SpWvgYi

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@AmourDeVelo O.M.G. It totally could be. And maybe will be in the future.

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Dear @Twitter if I unsubscribe from your emails seven times in three days it’s because I meant it. I realize you qualify your acceptance of the unsubscribe with “emails like this” to cover you to keep sending slightly different ones. Clever, but not an ethical business practice.

[Kathleen Fitzpatrick @Kath_Fitz]

Dear @Twitter if I unsubscribe from your emails seven times in three days it’s because I meant it. I realize you qualify your acceptance of the unsubscribe with “emails like this” to cover you to keep sending slightly different ones. Clever, but not an ethical business practice.

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When you run into @thejensie at an airport when he’s so delayed after so very many flights on his way to ride so very many miles, he’s still the most jovial, optimistic, and roll with the… https://t.co/iTdxlUf8eq

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My mother sends me “we need to talk” texts. And I can never decide if I’d rather know who died or that she’s breaking up with me.

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@JHeyMcK It is a lovely place. When you do go, I have recs. If only the airport weren’t 50 minutes outside the city in the middle of no where....

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Dear Twitter, is it better to be stranded in Helsinki or Reykjavík? Both are real possibilities right now.

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Fun fact, friends: If your phone dies in Sweden, you are so very many kinds of expensively f*cked. #didnotcry #yet

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@WieEinFuchs @lacroixwater But you’ve seen my proof!

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I haven’t had much time to ride my bike in the last few years. I’m working on making that up in a big way. https://t.co/jAySTrOadx

[William Shakespeare @Wwm_Shakespeare]

We have had pastimes here and pleasant game,
A mess of Russians left us but of late.

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Getting notarized court documents submitted during a holiday week is all kinds of kill me now.

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In this week’s #recsoccerupdate, three (illegal in this league) slide tackles, two goals, and one rocket ball taken to the jaw. Making progress.

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@GEOcycle Pure talent.

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Breaking your toe on a box and actually hearing the bone break is no small amount of unnerving. And nauseating. I hate moving.

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@LaserRobotTime Exactly.

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I need a boat.

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@jjbinkowski Thankful indeed.

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Loving this. @ChelseaClinton slaying trolls left and right. https://t.co/J0DubDEZMR

[Chelsea Clinton @ChelseaClinton]

Hi DeplorableDays! I adore donkeys. They’re fierce, strong & determined. Thank you for the compliment. Have a great night! https://t.co/m7HIdBq8mC