Kathy_Beale

Name is Kathy Beale, mother of the year, I'm vanilla head, and I'm in love with Gavin (parody)

[Kathy_Beale @Kathbeale]

@Dotty_c0tton my trees are of high quality cut down straight from the park

[Kathy_Beale @Kathbeale]

@lamont_fans @Dotty_c0tton Yeah dot 'ow bout we start a fag flogging stall?

[Kathy_Beale @Kathbeale]

@Dotty_c0tton I ain't a loser dot I work an enterprise left by my ex-'usband

[Kathy_Beale @Kathbeale]

Well maybe you should run a stall you withered hag @Dotty_c0tton https://t.co/3ePdbWQLdW

[Dot cotton @Dotty_c0tton]

Oh no. Kathy on fruit stall. Her rusty voice shouting all day #eastenders

[Kathy_Beale @Kathbeale]

Come to think of it Sharon is partially vanilla haired #gavinspawn

[Kathy_Beale @Kathbeale]

That's my son https://t.co/R0M5mi7MMU

[Kathy_Beale @Kathbeale]

Me an' Gavin 'Avin a laugh in his lil jet, say wot u want we luv eachother #Cunts

[Kathy_Beale @Kathbeale]

@Dotty_c0tton @MrsArthurFowler sorry I wasn't 'ere to see that

[Kathy_Beale @Kathbeale]

@PaulCoker_1 eugh, I didn't need to know that Paul cock-choker sorry Coker #bealed

[Kathy_Beale @Kathbeale]

@PaulCoker_1 oh I've got it completely mixed up, I'm like 60 and I'm already getting dimensia

[Kathy_Beale @Kathbeale]

@PaulCoker_1 so that night when he told me he was on business? That was you?

[Kathy_Beale @Kathbeale]

@Dotty_c0tton @MrsArthurFowler well at least my Ian didn't hold everybody 'ostage in MY cafe

[Kathy_Beale @Kathbeale]

@PaulCoker_1 Did you enjoy the vanilla?

[Kathy_Beale @Kathbeale]

@PaulCoker_1 I can assure you he ain't gay, well, he might be

[Kathy_Beale @Kathbeale]

@PaulCoker_1 As I just told my Ben, nothin wrong with being gay, let him dump abi first then u can

[Kathy_Beale @Kathbeale]

@MrsArthurFowler oh, well Martin accused Sonya of ya death

[Kathy_Beale @Kathbeale]

@Dotty_c0tton @MrsArthurFowler At least my Ian didn't try to kill his mother, ergo me

[Kathy_Beale @Kathbeale]

@MrsArthurFowler yeh and Sonya big nose slapped ya which killed ya

[Kathy_Beale @Kathbeale]

@Dotty_c0tton @MrsArthurFowler I'd rather 'ave a sissy son than a crim/junkie son, how is nick by the way?

[Kathy_Beale @Kathbeale]

@MrsArthurFowler yeh that's why Sonya slapped ya you mercenary 'ard faced hag