Shit My Husband Does

Husband retired, allowing me to see 24/7 who he really is! All tweets are true; you can't make this stuff up! P.S. This account won't show it, but I love him

[Shit My Husband Does @KathyPayne25]

I HATE people standing so close to me in the line-up at HomeSense. I move forward 6” to give ME room, and they move forward a foot! I even looked right at her, eye to eye, without a smile. #backoff #grrrr #NoRoomToEvenSwivel

[Shit My Husband Does @KathyPayne25]

@AllCelebPolls Heather

[Shit My Husband Does @KathyPayne25]

@Thought54728934 @AllCelebPolls @brooksmarks3 @BravoTV @Andy Or other: NONE!

[Shit My Husband Does @KathyPayne25]

@AllCelebPolls @brooksmarks3 @BravoTV @Andy Gawd nooooo! I quit watching because I was sick of him.

[Shit My Husband Does @KathyPayne25]

@mindykaling Ricky Gervais and the late John Candy. We’ll make more noise laughing than the crying baby in aisle 34, seat 2.

[Shit My Husband Does @KathyPayne25]

@BitchLibrarian @PageSix @quitecurt Said an expert! 😂😂😂

[Shit My Husband Does @KathyPayne25]

@SelwynTownship Any idea when power will be back on?

[Shit My Husband Does @KathyPayne25]

@realDonaldTrump This is a parody account!!! Thanks for the laughs! 😂

[Shit My Husband Does @KathyPayne25]

@realDonaldTrump Just figured it out... this is a parody account! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Shit My Husband Does @KathyPayne25]

@jannaKlos Great spin on a serious surgery. ❤️

[Shit My Husband Does @KathyPayne25]

@scaryisIand She couldn’t get fired quick enough for me! And years later, still grasping to hold on to RHNY coat strings. 🙄

[Shit My Husband Does @KathyPayne25]

Defund the police? I’m getting a gun. #OneForAllAllForOne

[Shit My Husband Does @KathyPayne25]

@jannaKlos He is a keeper! Love him! ❤️

[Shit My Husband Does @KathyPayne25]

Just left JC Penny. They are going tits up. #NothingInThere #MarkMyWords #Junk

[Shit My Husband Does @KathyPayne25]

@PageSix I Dream of Jeanie

[Shit My Husband Does @KathyPayne25]

@dodo ❤️❤️❤️

[Peterborough Petes @PetesOHLhockey]

As strange as it was to play on a Tuesday night, it was equally as surprising for @kirky_1424 who had some special guests unknowingly show up at the game. Watch to find out who!

#GoPetesGo | #Yotes

[Shit My Husband Does @KathyPayne25]

@dodo Thank you for saving and loving her. P.S. Give me 10 minutes with her abusers.

[Shit My Husband Does @KathyPayne25]

@loneblockbuster No no no! Well, close the store, but please don’t close the twitter account!

[Shit My Husband Does @KathyPayne25]

Stopped for school bus. Ink driving. The mom is straightening the child’s coat, giving him a kiss, handing him his knapsack. Ink says to himself “Put the kid on the f’n bus!” #HopOnTheBusGus #TimesAWastin

[Shit My Husband Does @KathyPayne25]

@PtboLakersLax Keep your eyes on the game! We are counting on updates from you.