Katie Buteau

[Quinnipiac University @QuinnipiacU]

NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!

[Mike Grinnell @MikeGrinnell_]

Maybe the best celly in the biggest moment ive ever seen https://t.co/zYrKgJwQpY

[Katie Buteau @KatieButeau]

I ALSO need a “remind me later” feature so I answer people @Apple

[Katie Buteau @KatieButeau]

I need @Apple to add delayed delivery on texts

[Justin Shanes @justinshanes]

Don't care about Bill and Melinda. But if these two ever split up, everyone is fucked

[New York Post @nypost]

Boy, 4, accidentally buys $2.6K worth of SpongeBob Popsicles on Amazon https://t.co/xuZUQ9I9xN

[Angelique Fiske @angeliquefiske]

You know who could get the refs in line? Mo.

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

at a Covid testing site (wearing masks), handing over paperwork for me & two of my kids:
woman looking over papers: "okay... Anthony, Keegan and Kadence... Hawk? Are you guys related to Tony Hawk?"
me: yes
her: "Are you pulling my leg?"
me: no, we are all directly related to him

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Hold me.

[Ang @stayclassyang]

lol but women are too emotional right?

[Katie Buteau @KatieButeau]

@stayclassyang Arugula-- thanks for asking.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Bad news: I've been googling symptoms on the internet and it sounds like I have hypochondria.

[Angelique Fiske @angeliquefiske]

For whatever reason, these were inescapable in Quinnipiac’s student center. Never forget the Great Muddy Buddy Surplus of 2013

[Ang @stayclassyang]

posting👏🏼 your 👏🏼 pictures 👏🏼 from 👏🏼 your 👏🏼 graduation 👏🏼 does 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 make 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 class 👏🏼 of 👏🏼 2020 👏🏼 less 👏🏼 sad 👏🏼

[Gravy Spice @kirrsstt]

Renee’s speech (I’m so sorry) #TheOscars

[Katie Buteau @KatieButeau]

I don’t know what ~Salt Life~ is and now I feel like it’s too late to ask 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

[Katie Buteau @KatieButeau]

I’ve missed the team 🤙🏻

[Katie Buteau @KatieButeau]

Ancient Alien fan club anyone? ANYONE?!

[Sigma Phi Epsilon @officialsigep]

Hey @DavidKHarbour, congratulations on the honor of hosting @nbcsnl! All of SigEp is wondering ... will you be wearing letters like #JohnGoodman?