Katie Fakey

You can't be serious.

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@dobetterdnvr @DenverPolice @TheCityofDenver The page now says they are aware and are working on a fix. Start a timer.

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@dobetterdnvr One city function that will NOT be cut is leak investigations. He must be furious about this post if he even pays attention to this account.

JK. He and Courtney probably rant to each other every day about this account.

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@dobetterdnvr @DenverPolice @Denver_Fire @MikeJohnstonCO Dave's Hot Chicken has REAPER sauce on the menu and the Grim Reaper visiting the patio. Authentic.

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Don't pretend you don't know the protocol.

Bullet goes IN-N-OUT of human flesh, DPD posts it on X.

Bullet whizzes over the heads of IN-N-OUT patrons, nothing to see here.

[Do Better Denver @dobetterdnvr]

Did anyone hear about this incident on the news? I sure didn’t.

I didn’t see it on @DenverPolice X account either

Neighbors report a sh00ting / assault at the @innout in Central Park Friday night. @mikejohnstonco @denverpolice #denver #crime #publicsafety

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@biblicalwife412 @dobetterdnvr You should call STAR. They'll bring a water bottle and an optional pamphlet. Successful engagement! Tomorrow you can pick up the littered water bottle. He will likely still be in the same spot. He has likely been signed up for Medicaid in Colorado so they'll bill the state.

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@dobetterdnvr There is a community of people who are not trustworthy enough to be hired for many jobs. Certainly, they would be excluded from a government job. That is where a non-profit jumps in to flout common sense and safety.

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@thesilentpress @DenverPolice @dobetterdnvr @denverGov When getting your free syringes, foil, straws and meth pipes in and among the warmly accepting addict community, ask around to find out where the super-strong, dangerous supply comes from - you know, so you can "avoid" it.

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@PatriotSol87971 @argus1569 @TheRMVoice Seems like Voodoo, but no. It's a setting within Signal. WhatsApp has a similar feature.

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@DenverGazette To be fair, "Auto Deleting" is what Denver specializes in. It happened to two of my autos.

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@dobetterdnvr Safe bet.
Longer odds: suicide.
Wildest longshot: Legitimate accident that happened to a law-abiding, taxpaying citizen. Powerball-level odds.

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@Vanderblast @dobetterdnvr @MikeJohnstonCO Probably meth. Possibly bath salts.

He has a risk of Vitamin D overdose with all that spring sunshine though.

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@dobetterdnvr Disagree. Bicycle riders of every economic / social status are immune to legal enforcement no matter how dangerous their behavior.

Congratulations to the progressives. You succeeded. Equity means no consequences for anyone ever.

He needs a granola bar and water bottle.

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@dobetterdnvr @MikeJohnstonCO @GovofCO "And he was arrested." Hmm.
Normally he's asked if he wants any services and when he declines he receives a granola bar and a water bottle and a piece of paper with some phone numbers and is asked to move along.
Why was he arrested? OIC. This park is in Greenwood Village.

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@dobetterdnvr @MikeJohnstonCO @GovofCO You are confused. Word on the street is that it is a great batch of fentanyl and everyone is trying to get ahold of it.

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@dnvr_is_burning Thank you for calling 911. Para español marque dos. Please have your debit or credit card available. There are 29 others holding. Press 0 to skip the wait using Denver's "I'm Bleeding Out priority pass" for only $150 extra.

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@grant_emer14911 @LeeShirley19 @sarahsansoni You might be interested in Adam Schraeger's book "The Blueprint."

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@dobetterdnvr @MikeJohnstonCO @GovofCO Videos like this really irritate me. No, not because of the bathsalts-addled naked man, He's enjoying body autonomy. There aren't enough subsidized ebikes or stolen bikes in the traffic-clogging bike lane. We should approve a bond to spend tomorrow's money. That'll be VIBRANT!

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@ForestMommy Forest Mommy with an insightful comment on, wait for it...
Forests.

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@dnvr_is_burning Please wait until full implementation to dub it the "Loser Cruiser." Until then, let's call it forward-thinking and promising.

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@dobetterdnvr This is a well-told story. Genre: Crime. Let him out one more time and the genre might change to Horror/Slasher. Maybe then there will be a serious attempt at prosecution?