Katie Poole

[Katie Poole @KatieP213]

@Linzrose13 Yikes I’d rather do abs but I’m not gonna do that either

[Katie Poole @KatieP213]

@MileyCyrus tell us all how you got them abs and please don’t let it be by doing abs

[Katie Poole @KatieP213]

My dog just licked my face and I was quickly reminded that he threw up 5 min before

[Katie Poole @KatieP213]

I feel like it’s about time for another cabin weekend

[Katie Poole @KatieP213]

Got damn is everyone a real estate agent now?

[Katie Poole @KatieP213]

Hopefully this really is the last year we all get penalized for not having healthcare coverage. Thanks again, Obama. Wonder how many kickbacks you got for that one?

[Katie Poole @KatieP213]

What % of the population calls into radio stations? Bet it’s <1% and it’s just the same people over and over

[Katie Poole @KatieP213]

Hey Siri, remind me to eat sherbet tonight

[Katie Poole @KatieP213]

@Haley_Alexis7 Omg yes! I was cryyyyying 🤣🤣

[Molly @Molly_Kats]

Interested in seeing a cat barf from a dog fart?

[Carrie Underwood @carrieunderwood]

Neeeeeed tooooooo sleeeeeeeep. 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

[Katie Poole @KatieP213]

So full off wings and beer. Going to puke soon

[Katie Poole @KatieP213]

You know what radio stations should play in the morning? Music. Last thing I wanna hear is someone talking when I first wake up.

[Katie Poole @KatieP213]

Currently wadding up meat and cheese and stuffing it in my mouth for lunch. Is this the Keto diet?

[Katie Poole @KatieP213]

@themayorzachyd Yes. He’s been a very bad doggie.

[Katie Poole @KatieP213]

If my dog don’t straighten up he getting a shock collar for Christmas

[Katie Poole @KatieP213]

Don’t let his posture fool ya

[Katie Poole @KatieP213]

Just becoming more bitter and old with every passing second #notdramatic

[Katie Poole @KatieP213]

I want a bucket drink and vacation

[Katie Poole @KatieP213]

Anybody have time for a disgruntled, jaded, 34 yr old woman these days?