Katie Pilkington

Writer. Humor Blogger. Vietnam War Historian. Labradoodle Wrangler.

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“And for my next trick, watch as I unhinge my jaw and vacuum in my lunch.” - every mom of every 1 year-old ever

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Hard to retain high ground in an argument about who left what where when you say: "You guys, stop making the crazy lady feel pregnant." 😑

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Tell me again how slashing Meals on Wheels and school lunch is "compassionate?"

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Repost: Saying goodbye to Robin Williams. http://t.co/YXw6r6Z3xy

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My husband last night. @destinythegame #gameday #destiny http://t.co/b7GWxosGxB

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@AmyMMiller1 Lola and Lucy can be Tauntauns... but armed with snuggies in case any partygoers get cold because, well, you know...

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@AmyMMiller1 We should have a watching party. I'll do Princess Leia hair and we'll dress Charlie up like an Ewok.

[Donna Tam @DonnaYTam]

Will there be a rush of new Amazon Prime membership signups before April 17? http://t.co/AQoArMWfBV Amazon Prime fee jumps to $99 a year

[Chowhound @CHOW]

Find out different veg. health rankings thx to @FoodDay2014 http://t.co/BbM2K4jRjq via @firstwefeast

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@AmyMMiller1 Because obviously. RT Any 'Star Wars' fan will love this http://t.co/D0FVfVprHQ

[NYT Metro @NYTMetro]

Witnesses reported hearing what sounded like an explosion before a building in East Harlem collapsed http://t.co/KHqCD2l2RA

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@AmyMMiller1 For T or R? The working Lego keyboard of your nerdy dreams @Crave @akooser http://t.co/N2zPfbc2aU

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@cjpilk Experience @RobertMBall’s episodic #BeautifulDeath series at http://t.co/gfRF8H5Osd

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Pronouncing GIF Correctly Is a Serious Matter http://t.co/fcK52k7vKd

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Photoshop shows the dramatic difference between peace and war in Kiev http://t.co/FCjSlBNnmD

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Tech Retrospect: Facebook buys WhatsApp and Google launches Project Tango http://t.co/DPdVGQ4sxK via @CNET

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Ukraine Lawmakers Vote to Free Jailed Ex-Prime Minister Tymoshenko http://t.co/VE4XbLjPk7 via @mashable

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Fitbit will stop selling and recall its Force wristband after users complain of skin irritation: http://t.co/Vu8woQ42ci

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RT @PCMag Protect Your Identity on Social Media http://t.co/KztgrqnjGb

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CARTER!!!!! @cjpilk RT @King_Joffrey_ Game of Thrones inspired street art in London