The Real Slim Katie

2006 TIME Person of the Year

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Just hoping that @dj_danl, @JoelleMonique, @zachbraff, or @donald_faison sees this extremely low quality thing I made <3

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I feel like @Lin_Manuel would have loved the musical episode of Scrubs.

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Update: They hung up on me 💀 Thanks, @cibc!

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Hey @cibc, if I’ve been on hold for over 2 hours now after being given an estimated 60 minute wait, when do I give up?

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@awwyeahgirl @taylorswift13 I thought I dreamed this 😭😭😭

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I fear that my greatest accomplishment as a woman may be that last year I joined a fantasy football league for the first time ever, let it completely auto-pick my team, and ended up winning the whole thing.

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@ImDANtheeMAN @VDOOZER I'm still waiting for an address! :')

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Alright @VDOOZER, where do I send it? PO Box? Business address? OnlyFanMail? She's ready to be mailed!

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@KatieRizea Solid ink.

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@VDOOZER Where do I sent it? I am ready.

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Anyone know how I can get a hold of @VDOOZER? 🥹

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Is there a drag queen from the Elora Gorge region in Ontario with the drag name Elora Gorgeous? Because if not there really should be.

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Today's mood:

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🥲💔

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@devonshiremall #dmallfreebiefriday

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@devonshiremall #dmallfreebiefriday

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@devonshiremall @BBdevonshire #dmallfreebiefriday

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Kelly: “What’s an areola?”
Katie: “It’s the circle area of your nipple.”
Kyle: “Kelly, you work at a hospital!”
Kelly: “I don’t work in the nipple department!”
#ClassicKelly

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... I'll allow it.

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.. and they were roommates!

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You know you're Canadian when 90% of your Tupperware is just leftover Boston Pizza takeout containers.

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@dj_danl @stennler AHHH CONGRATULATIONS! LET’S GO!!!!! 🥰