Kasia🌞

I'm out here tryna find peace of mind in a world that is anything but peaceful. she/her 🇵🇱

[Dr Una McIlvenna 💀🎶 @UnaMcIlvenna]

My take on the Jonah Hill stuff. I used to be an air hostess. Those girls I worked with were hot, glamorous, fun-loving. Guys LOVED dating air hostesses, would boast to their friends about their exciting girlfriends. But there was a pattern I saw a lot. 🧵

[Barbie Botox @Barbiebotox]

Weather, astrology and period tracker, but all on one app. “Party cloudy skies with a high of 75°, the moon is in Scorpio, and girl, you’re ovulating.”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“You can use the N95 mask you bought for the pandemic to filter out the wildfire smoke engulfing the entire Northeast” is a neat little sentence that lets you know we’re in the fun part of the century that future historians are going to talk about a lot.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Strikes are meant to be disruptive. Companies are supposed to lose money. This is an attack on the right to strike.

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

Babies' cries are MEANT to be hard to ignore so that they can be tended to because it's the only way they can communicate pain or peril! Everyone is annoyed by them but only some people call them bastards and imply that they shouldn't be allowed in public spaces!

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

I want to pass a law that Amtrak cannot be more expensive than airfare serving the same trip.

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Whatever candidate promises to ban LED headlights I’m voting for I’m now a single issue voter

[ella dawson @brosandprose]

Elon Musk is not a genius. He passes off the work of others as his own, he treats his employees like garbage, and he has the impulse control of a teenager. He will thoughtlessly chase his whims until Twitter is a burning shell of what it once was and it'll only take a few weeks.

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

White northerners will be like “OMG, the South is so racist.” My brother in Christ, you are from Boston.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

First: I’m pardoning all prior federal offenses of simple marijuana possession. There are thousands of people who were previously convicted of simple possession who may be denied employment, housing, or educational opportunities as a result. My pardon will remove this burden.

[kemi @kemimarie]

rihanna said she’s nervous for the halftime show 🥺 babygirl, you could sit crisscross applesauce on the stage and sing the abc’s. i just wanna see you. i don’t care. i love it already. i just wanna hear you sing and see you on stage again.

[Rio Romeo @romeovomit]

to keep up w/ audible, spotify is now selling audiobooks. do NOT buy from either of these brands. there's an app called Libby which is 100% FREE that has thousands of old & brand new audiobooks and all you need is your library card number!

[uri @uriel__url]

goodbye Leo season

[flex @jusstAFailure]

Salía más cuando mi mamá no me dejaba.

[Eric @EricEsoteric_]

bitches be wearing the evil eye then wondering why that fuck boy isn’t replying to them.. bitch that’s because it’s WORKING