maybe: katie

[o @acquaintf8]

They can’t teach you the chutzpah needed to make an unprotected left turn in LA

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[clara the urbanist @SlopHq]

a bus every 6-7 minutes is the entire secret of good transit. no schedule, no app, you just show up. the kids have been screaming the answer at us for over a year. six seveeen. headways. they're talking about headways

[Robie ⚢ @anglsfrvrangls]

A LESBIAN IN MY FRIDGE!

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

Hannah einbinder: does anyone know any older women I can make out with?

Gianmarco: cunt

A 20 y/o who’s never had a pap smear: the speculum is medical rape.

Slayyyter: CRANK IT

Class of 2020: we didn’t get a prom. We didn’t get a graduation

Awkwafina: what is you talmbout

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

Not in LA while everyone celebrates the D line grand opening

[limonadier rei :-) @chemdawgrei]

the D line is gonna gentrify beverly hills :-(

[swinky @swinkying]

i get so Hydrated off that Water

[໊ @wynavira]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and i forgot to worry about it

[⚭ @lekimgym]

You need to touch saltwater sometimes
not always grass.

[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

the worst girls character isn’t any of the girls btw. it’s fran

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

living with your parents in your 20s is like.... i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[: @sn0oozey]

Can I feasibly fix everything wrong with me in 2-3 days. Also can I do an entire semesters courseload in less than 3 weeks. Is any of this possible?

[SLAYYYTERZZZ @slayyyterzzz]

LO$T TWINS IN AMERICA

[Majin Jew @RedwoodRogue]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

All adventurous women do.

[Sonny @driflon]

He wanna love Slayyyter Richard we should hug later get to my hotel smile all in the elevator Saint Laurent gift it to my friend, happy maker

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

doing your references manually