a bus every 6-7 minutes is the entire secret of good transit. no schedule, no app, you just show up. the kids have been screaming the answer at us for over a year. six seveeen. headways. they're talking about headways
Hannah einbinder: does anyone know any older women I can make out with?
Gianmarco: cunt
A 20 y/o who’s never had a pap smear: the speculum is medical rape.
Slayyyter: CRANK IT
Class of 2020: we didn’t get a prom. We didn’t get a graduation
Awkwafina: what is you talmbout
living with your parents in your 20s is like.... i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here
Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.