*hanging outside Applebee’s drunk while drinking White Claw with my life size Danny DeVito cutout*
Officer: sir please turn around and put your hands behind your head. Do not resist.
Me: unhand me you ruffian, I only recognize Claw law.
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Today was a red letter day! One of my favorite people ever graduated from basic! I’m soo incredibly proud of who you’ve become and can’t wait to see what you do from here💛
💛 We are sad to share the news of the passing of Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of SpongeBob SquarePants. Today, we are observing a moment of silence to honor his life and work. 💛
Millions of small children just watched two people kiss and thought it was a totally innocent and sweet thing until their parents started freaking out which made them confused. Gays aren’t the problem, teaching your kids to hate two people for being in a loving relationship is
WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS
PROVING A POINT
fav if you sleep in specific tshirts different than those you wear every day. my bf makes fun of how I have “sleep shirts” and “regular shirts”
Shut your fucking mouth, you little fool. She could walk around in her underwear or wear nothing at all and absolutely nobody would have the right to lay a finger on her if she didn't consent to it. You're exactly the type of dipshit perpetuating rape culture.
The next time you hear Republicans in Congress complain about the deficit, remind them that they stood by as the Trump administration spent $200 million to deploy 5,000 troops to the border (over Thanksgiving) for a political stunt.
This footage has been manipulated to support a harmful, divisive rhetoric. We the people will not accept your lies. This administration MUST be held accountable, and now is the time to do so. @PressSec shame on you!!! We will not forget this!
We grieve for the Americans murdered in Pittsburgh. All of us have to fight the rise of anti-Semitism and hateful rhetoric against those who look, love, or pray differently. And we have to stop making it so easy for those who want to harm the innocent to get their hands on a gun.