MAY 12 TAYLOR/ZELDA

may 12th, 2023 is gods chosen day for me, she/her pronouns,

[MAY 12 TAYLOR/ZELDA @Katnotkit13]

Okay okay okay last year pinning my New Years resolutions really worked out for me, so I’m going to do it again!!!
1. Do more cosplay!
2. Work on my general self confidence
3. Legitimately go to the gym more
4. Really start seeing @20sand1s as a viable option

[Avery Edison @aedison]

I told a Marvel focus group it would be fine with everyone if Spider-Man didn’t feel guilty about skimming a few grand off of a bank robbery every now and then so he could afford things like a new phone and DoorDash. They told me I understood Spider-Man better than anybody.

[fiascá spice @TilllyNeonn]

Hey guys not to be too Mom on main but this is a problem.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Accepting the fact that you’re about to throw up has to be a top 3 most humbling human experience.

[Devan Kaney @Devan_Kaney]

if anyone invited bus stop buddy to the function I’d call the cops

[MAY 12 TAYLOR/ZELDA @Katnotkit13]

@largacty3 I’m more worried about what the fuck salad cream is

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

this is actually how we should market a progressive mayoral candidate in Philly im serious

[girlsay. @_GirlSay]

the way every girl had a phase of h4ting pink but boys never h4ted blue?

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“Americans eat like pigs!” says visitor choosing Special Occasion Food like it’s Everyday Food

[CDTVthaGoose @CDTVProductions]

never forget

[Sam Reich @samreich]

who did this to me

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

If you hear MAGA ranting about this word, I want you to know it was me.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[Filmes BR @filmesbr763]

ELA VAI VOLTAR!!!

A boneca de 2001, do filme BARBIE EM I QUEBRA-NOZES serão reproduzidas novamente em comemoração ao seu aniversário de 25 anos.

[luca @waynesfury]

the first animated movie to be nominated for best picture

[NikTek @NikTek]

Game Studios launching their game in September to avoid competing with GTA 6

Barbie Rewind launching in November 12th:

[Winter 🏹 @winterduck04]

broke: the earth is a sphere
woke: the earth is flat
barbie: the earth is a fucking cube

[selma😜 @selmacashmoney]

seems relevant still