Kat Sparshott

[TBBMC 2020 🇬🇧🧔🏻〰️🏆 @TBBMC2020]

#BBMC16 fake beard competitors https://t.co/e9CUhAC88m

[Kat Sparshott @KatSparshott]

@STEVIERGJAMES see No.10 https://t.co/hiVR4rpm2m

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@hereisurwinner @Decembeard_UK @bowelcancer Purple the colour of kings. Gets my vote.

[Kat Sparshott @KatSparshott]

Off to see Benevolent Cucumberpatch in Hamlet later with bestie @PenguinsRuth Can't wait!

[The Temperance Movement @TTM_Tweets]

The voice of the crow! @BBCTheVoiceUK #thevoiceuk

[Billy Bragg @billybragg]

"Fanaticism is a monster that pretends to be the child of religion" Voltaire #JeSuisCharlie

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@TerryAlderton @Decembeard_UK weird Patricks Swayze/Stewart love child thing going on...

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Shock news! Richard III's DNA shows evidence of infidelity and the Tudor claim to the throne is in doubt. No! Really?!

[Kat Sparshott @KatSparshott]

Fact of the day: goldfish swimming in bourbon are more impaired than those swimming in vodka.

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Just realised I dream about dreams I've had, in dreams... weird

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'very shy'. No **** Sherlock

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@caitlinmoran scarily convincing. You could be his understudy. Providing you can play...

[Elliott Skeer @SkeerRacing]

Maldonado just arrived in Monaco

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@STEVIERGJAMES unsurprisingly, thereby hangs a tale. I shall explain in person. Alcohol features.

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#flagging

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@TerryAlderton hilarious last night and Brian was a star

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Now you know how Man U feel, Vettel. #nomorebillybigbollocks

[Kat Sparshott @KatSparshott]

New website now live with all my latest crafting news plus other stuff http://t.co/Ikrw3rhOwb

[Kat Sparshott @KatSparshott]

Different is good, believe me. But day old haddock is where I draw the line.