HOT TAKE: I should be able to use MY health savings money to buy the FUCKING VITAMINS that my GOD DAMN DOCTOR told me to buy because I’m VITAMIN D DEFICIENT APPARENTLY
1. Every single year more than 600,000 people in the US die from cancer.
The country has never once shut down.
Not a single school has closed.
And every year, over 600,000 people, of all ages and all races will continue to die from cancer.
I’m very sad. I’m just now watching the last season of Fairy Tail and THEY ARE OUT HERE JUST MERCILESSLY PLAYING WITH MY HEART. So to make myself feel better I’m wearing my Makarov hat I made years ago. But I’m also sadder.
So here’s a winner: someone hacked into my @Expedia account and booked two days worth of Universal Hollywood tickets. Looks like they used their own card so idk why they hacked my account. But Expedia CS WONT CALL ME BACK FOR 3 HOURS.
@leenewtonsays I had one the other night where I was driving and then missed an exit I needed. Not the weird part. Because I missed the exit, I was then THROWN onto a conveyor belt highway that was going at like Mach 1 and had hills and valleys like a roller coaster.
Every #LegendOfZelda fanboy is going to hate me right now. I just beat Breath of the Wild. And it’s the second Zelda game I’ve ever finished. The first was Ocarina.