Katt Willferrell Bithday

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Twitter is great if you can't afford therapy but you also don't want to get any better.

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“Success is 1% inspiration, 99% avoiding meetings.” -@elonmusk 🤣🤣

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"Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Instead, teach them to lay golden eggs." -@elonmusk

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Apple's iOS 16.4 is out now. These are all the new emojis available on your iPhone👇

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@Lorne

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The “ufo” they shot down was actually pharrell’s big hat from a few years ago 🤭

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we follow back

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@lunch_enjoyer I follow back

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tell me you're katt williams and will ferrell without telling me you're katt williams and will ferrell

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"I'm badly spiraling and for the past 8 years I'd go on here and be a self-pitying idiot but I refuse to anymore and I'm turning my phone off and writing this to make myself do so. Little steps." -

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Just had a great conversation with my cat. We discussed the following:

1. Is my wife in the house
2. Can she see my laptop screen
3. Does she know I'm DMing women right now
4. Does she care
5. Why am I stuck here
6. What gift cards would a 22 year old brunette like

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21 years ago today, I had my respirator taken off of me, allowing me to breathe on my own after a near-death experience that left me in a month-long coma.

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CNN: ok. thank you sir

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welcome to favstar dm guy 101. class is in session

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Indulging in my very specific years-long fantasy of "saying the magic phrase that causes my wife to leave me so I can annoy young women at bars"