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[caw•tea•uh bae•uh @KatyaBea]

Travel the world with your best friend ✔️✔️✔️

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Some people seem to have forgotten how bad a president Trump was, so I made a list of the 100 Worst Things About the Trump Presidency, in no particular order. Please share and add anything I missed. 🧵

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Me when someone else has a cold: Oh that's a bummer. You'll be ok soon!

Me when I have a cold: Nobody has ever been more sick in human history. Perhaps I have become more goop than man.

[Cindy Noir✨ @thecindynoir]

That you are in the WRONG neighborhood.

[cornulda @cornulda]

mi amiga y yo dandonos consejos sobre amor

[H @HesamSaid]

Had I no idea this video of #Pele and #Maradona existed until about an hour ago. Pray for Pele 🙏

[braylonnn @braylon125]

Turns out it doesnt matter how early I go to bed. I literally just don’t wanna go to work.

[𝕽. @blkmaraj]

btches will do anything for an aesthetic 😭

[🏂 @acebibby_]

When you tryna put sheets on the bed

[Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz]

There's a phenomenon I actually see extremely commonly when literature is used to teach history to middle school and high school students. Let's call it "pajamafication."

[caw•tea•uh bae•uh @KatyaBea]

@amybannas I just heard about this 😍 just needs the killers 😩😩😩

[Haley OC @MILFWEEED]

Apple calendar having an absolute stroke over what to call today

[Jeffrey @AlliDoisQuinnn]

My apartment really just tried to charge me $955 for moving out 20 minutes late.. I walked straight to their corporate office, and pulled the “my lawyer will be in touch with y’all soon card” and 3 minutes later the charge was dropped... I ain’t even got a lawyer 🤣🤣🤣

[Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig]

Jews had a nation in Israel for millennia, established before Christ. We were expelled + denied access to our ancient sites for generations.

Anyone who says the Israeli-Palestinian conflict started in 1948 is deliberately trying to erase history, so it’s easier to lie to you.

[Big BR ᥫ᭡ @BabyRayy__]

I don’t think people are concerned enough about why parrots can talk??

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Screw The New York Times. I pay my buddy Luke $12.99 a month to text me every morning about the news he’s reading.