Katy Weller

I'm 4. I say things. My Daddy says that they are funny, and posts them here.

[Katy Weller @KatysWisdom]

Mummy, I just made the earth stop rotating.

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Daddy, it's starting to rain. We should leave the country.

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Me: "Daddy, I'm making you a Christmas carrot cake." He: "What makes it a 'Christmas' carrot cake?" Me: "It's got a killed hedgehog in it."

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"Daddy, you're strong and nice. But you're not handsome or funny."

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Daddy says that if it keeps raining then his fireworks will turn into a damp squid.

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Mice are shaped like ovals.

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When I grow up, I want to be a teacher. A nice teacher.

[Katy Weller @KatysWisdom]

"Mummy, why do boys leave the seat up on the toilet? Daddy leaves it up ALL THE TIME."

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My Teacher: "Katy, are you daydreaming?" Me: "Yes, of course I am."

[Katy Weller @KatysWisdom]

I think the picture in our hotel room means that 'No puffers should do puffings with their puffsticks'. Daddy thinks it means "No smoking".