Kav

brown sugar never been so sweet (he/him)

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Was so ready to practice my Xmas day dinner argument skills by vetting a slightly dubious CT today and the radiologist just… Said ok?

It truly is the most wonderful time of the year

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Well, didn’t get on the course, and now I need a different excuse to get myself the fancy space themed stethoscope I’ve been looking at ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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Ya boi just applied for a four day course on how to be a space doctor so we’ll see if

1) I get on the course and

2) will gen surg give me four days leave to go to Germany ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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They let the med student have a go with the cannula…

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VISIBLE BRUISING ON TRUMP’S HAND SPARKS SPECULATION

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Lads you’re not gonna believe what happened again for fifth year

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All the small kids in NZ sound like Bingo and Bluey and then once they hit twelve they all sound like Korg it’s such a shift

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2728 days of university done, one more to go 🙃

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Kavi in normal handovers in placement: slick af, can memorise all vitals and significant findings and recite concisely and in relevant order

Kavi in OSCE handovers:

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OSCE day 1/3 ✅

So much flapping I might as well be a pigeon

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My brain for the last week of exams has been mix of sheer and utter panic, alongside continuous renditions of Mcdonalds in the Pentagon

The children yearn for Ska

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Now I’m being forcibly shipped away from home for FY1 and 2, I can’t believe I’ve got to find a completely new personality that isn’t ‘being from London’

Like what else even am I? Who am I? Why am I?

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Big up bottom 0.49% gang

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I mean at least I’m not going to Milton Keynes but damn that allocation was a punch to the gut right before exams…

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Can’t wait for the ukfpo to send me to shitterton-upon-crapstone next week and lose all motivation to revise for finals :)

Or even worse… Milton Keynes…

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Just tried WAVE in Hackney, sausage roll, peanut coffee, and pistachio swirl cost me the equivalent of 12 Greggs sausage rolls.

Whilst the food was nice, and I loved that I was supporting a vegan business, I didn’t gain as much joy as if I had just eaten 12 Greggs sausage rolls

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Realising my time at Bart’s is coming to an end means trying all the weird vegan places in Hackney I’ve always been putting off because ‘I’ve got another x years here’

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Me on a normal day: Hmm, lil lunchtime snooze, what harm can it do, just a lil nappy nap

Me trying to sleep in the day for a night shift: Damn, i'm gonna be the most productive i've ever been, sleep is for the weak, lets goooooo

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I would like to make a formal employment complaint.

Today I helped my mum at a Xmas market sell jams

There were SO MANY DOGS

And I COULDN’T PET ANY OF THEM because I was making and serving food :(

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Went to bed with migraine, woke up with migraine, somebody please just put me in the ground

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Let me tell you, as someone who want to go into ED/anaesthetics/PHEM, I have never been more insulted

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Consultant asked me a question about HHS pathophysiology last week and I gave a detailed answer (because I had just been revising it not because I’m smart Dw)

And he said to me ‘you’ll make a good med Reg one day’