kale chives

the laurel crown; slim and fair

[kale chives @Kaxlativez]

Woke up thinking about “princess diaries 3: return to America” Mia’s daughter has been living as a princess and wants a taste of being a ‘real’ teen and runs off to america and Mia has to get in touch with her real self to go find her.

[kale chives @Kaxlativez]

I was an avid morbid listener, can I just say nobody gives a fuck about 1800s murders or your 10 minute intro of just you talking

[kale chives @Kaxlativez]

*is in bed*
“Okay so we’re going to do a quick 10 round HIIT circuit” -di

[kale chives @Kaxlativez]

I remember a few years ago my Zionist family was visiting Isr*el and I naturally said “don’t you mean Palestine?”

[kale chives @Kaxlativez]

Fighting w people on Reddit trying to identify species always🥰

[kale chives @Kaxlativez]

Today at work we got a call that one of your animals on exhibit was giving birth. When we went to check it out, it was not a female giving birth but rather a male showing off his internal sex organs

[amy from wisconsin @amyy_claire]

as a woman democrat, this was literally my thursday night. my tv is just bigger tho

[Melanie Lynskey @melanielynskey]

This just shot to the top of my list of dreams that I hope come true 💖💖💖 the range this woman has!! It would be an honour

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Bill Hader has been cast as The Cat in the Hat in the new ‘CAT IN THE HAT’ animated movie.

(Source: https://t.co/bP83et2CmI)

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

It's so funny that some random karen bought the Breaking Bad house and goes ape shit crazy on anyone who stops to take a selfie with it.

[ava 🌞 @moonsoultarot]

Christians will do shit like this and be scared of some tarot cards 😭 like baby you are in a CULT

[kale chives @Kaxlativez]

“A tiger and a little bit of meth”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Joe Exotic thirsts over Machine Gun Kelly in new posts:

“Once you go Tiger King you’ll forget about the Fox.”

[kale chives @Kaxlativez]

I love Colorado, it’s so great here!
(It’s so cold, I had to scrape ice off my car when I got out of work at 4pm)

[kale chives @Kaxlativez]

I CANNoT MaKE THIS UP. THIS WILL aCTUALLY HAPPEN IF U EAT A HOT DOG

[kale chives @Kaxlativez]

My wife has been really getting into figure skating???