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[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

‼️ Did you know that with 1% battery, you can watch all of Saka Premier League hat trick goals??
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[We$t @flygodT]

Diaspora Nigerians, na me first beg una before Thursday.

There’s nothing to be celebrating Nigeria for abroad. Please go to work and make your pay. If you want to do any parade, let it be a protest against bad governance.

[➿ @Kay_c_ee_]

@klykly03 @cheebabe_ Like bro, yall are just financially irresponsible 😭

[➿ @Kay_c_ee_]

@Tyronejrfrl @cheebabe_ @Sumskillz You don’t have to be a financial advisor to say someone having 360k debts outside of a mortgage is insane

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Pep Guardiola, the timing of that exit….

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

When I pass away, please beat the shit out of anyone who makes an AI pic of me.

Whoop em until their fingers fall off.

[Huncle Cosmos @huncle_cosmos]

Me trying to remember that one word that will unlock the whole sentence

[JK @GRAVEHOPP187]

You will spend $250 on a regular ass day in 2026 if you’re not careful

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

the first 2 hours at work really just be me accepting the fact that i’m at work. 😭

[Chick Bongo @Foxyygrandpa__]

AI having the same fate as NFTs would bring so much warmth and joy to my heart.

[➿ @Kay_c_ee_]

@Eric_NiceGuy @OluwoleAcumen @winexviv I don’t really care for the discourse but a minimum wage earner makes $2500/mo, yes they can afford to live in some condos but that’s not anywhere near equivalent to owning a detached house

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

you just had to be there when the trap remix dropped

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

One thing about me, I’m muting a group chat almost immediately.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

only in university can you attend a lecture, understand absolutely nothing and still feel accomplished because at least you showed up

[fiyin @victor_salamii]

Sundays were made to lay in bed all day, eat every two hours and complain that tomorrow is Monday

[sherlock💡 @itskwasi]

I wish more adults showed kids how to tie their passions to a more stable career. Can’t make it to the NBA? Why not go into sports law, sports medicine, or sports/entertainment consulting?

[𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 💎🐾 @wanted4mogging]

websites that make you log in but then don't immediately redirect you to the page you were on when they made you log in deserve nothing, absolutely nothing

[mika @mikasagrada]

Quando você usa o Face ID de manhã:

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

You wanna know why? Cuz the nerd that created this map found more than 300,000 surveillance devices. Flock only publicly reported 120,000

[DJ French Tip @howtodanielle]

we actually have to shame people harder for their AI usage. we have start calling that shit corny and those that use it corny.