Illegal

i’m too pretty to buy my own weed and pack my own bowls They/Them

[Illegal @KayHotDam]

me on the brink of mass murder: but i stay silly :3

[Illegal @KayHotDam]

finally broke and bought a deck of daddy things from @dungeonsanddads add this to the list of things i can’t explain to my mom

[Illegal @KayHotDam]

@sierrashmerra could be messier

[Illegal @KayHotDam]

sometimes finishing a puzzle is like being held hostage

[Illegal @KayHotDam]

“i need to google something before i make a joke hold on”

[Illegal @KayHotDam]

when you hold a hotdog you hold the universe

[Illegal @KayHotDam]

my cat could commit war crimes and i would love him but if he keep licking this box i’m going to punt him to the sun

[Illegal @KayHotDam]

about to do an inadvisable amount of stardew valley

[Illegal @KayHotDam]

what if i changed my name to arson

[Illegal @KayHotDam]

“don’t even get me started” *is already started*

[Illegal @KayHotDam]

“it’s a girl shacket! not a boy shacket!”

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

It's as if in 2014, I'd been like, "I'll just buy tumblr."

[Illegal @KayHotDam]

it’s is now almost 3:30 and i think i deserve another treat

[Illegal @KayHotDam]

me at exactly 2pm every day: i deserve a little treat

[Owen K.C. Stephens has a Patreon! @Owen_Stephens]

"D&D Movie has Scheduling Problems, Will Try Next Month"
Okay, now that's a power move to prove you understand the IP.

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

(Open this for thread of cats being extremely helpful around the office.)

[Isa // Lord of Crows @Secondlina]

New Crow Time ✨️📖 (1/3)
It's that elf and his fiancé Edwin again!!

[Illegal @KayHotDam]

you shouldn’t be allowed to censor ghosts!!!

[Illegal @KayHotDam]

“Jack Skeleton is Not hooligan behavior”