Kay Maxwell

Humorous, intelligent and creative

[Kay Maxwell @KayKMaxwell]

@debutanteslim @Jo_Pa_Po @minmax352

[Kay Maxwell @KayKMaxwell]

Me: Babe let’s role play. You’ll be @BurgerKing and I’ll be McDonald’s, you can have it your way and I’ll be loving it. Him: 👇🏾

[Kay Maxwell @KayKMaxwell]

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[Kay Maxwell @KayKMaxwell]

The longer you entertain what's not from God the longer you postpone what is!

[Kay Maxwell @KayKMaxwell]

@dericfeacher I’m going to the back yard to water plants and to the mailbox.

[Kay Maxwell @KayKMaxwell]

So, Bill Gates an give you a vaccine with no medical degree but y’all said Dr. Sebi was full of crap!

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It's time for Tonight Show: At Home Edition Hashtags! Tell us the funniest thing you've heard someone say during quarantine, and tag it with #QuarantineQuotes. Could be on the show!

[Kay Maxwell @KayKMaxwell]

@jimmyfallon Bill Gates could not get rid of viruses on windows ten, so why should we trust him for a COVID-19 virus?

[Kay Maxwell @KayKMaxwell]

Did you know when Fredric Baur, the creator of the @Pringles can, died his ashes were put into a Pringles can?

Good morning everyone! Give thanks that you have another day above the ground, and aren’t in a Pringles can 😂. Choose to have a good day!!
#GoodVibesOnly

[Kay Maxwell @KayKMaxwell]

Loving all of the @markmanson books.
“When a person has no problems the mind automatically finds a way to invent some...... this is a side effect of not having anything more important to worry about”!........ I gotta find more important things to worry about.

[Kay Maxwell @KayKMaxwell]

The knowledge of God’s Word without love is a destructive force because it puffs us up with pride and legalism (1 Cor. 8:1–3). This causes us to justify ourselves rather than repent of the unforgiveness.

-John Bevere

[Kay Maxwell @KayKMaxwell]

I believed @KamalaHarris when she said she worked at @McDonalds, even when she said she dropped the fries, however, when she said she worked the ice cream machine I began to doubt everything she said....... @McDonalds ice cream machine has never worked! #justjoking

[The Hill @thehill]

Sen. @KamalaHarris rallies with striking McDonald's workers in Las Vegas: "I worked at McDonald's. I was a student when I was working at McDonald's. There was not a family replying on me to pay the rent, put food on the table and keep the bills paid by the end of the month."

[CNN @CNN]

June 14th is Flag Day.

June 14th is President Trump's birthday.

And on Twitter, June 14th is #JohnMcCainDay.

https://t.co/iliE1QVCR5

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

46 years ago Senator John McCain stepped off a plane after being held captive in Vietnam for 1,967 days. He was a Captain in the US Navy who served for 23+ years. Awarded the Purple Heart & Silver Star. He’s an American hero. Trump’s a zero. #JohnMcCainDay

[Kay Maxwell @KayKMaxwell]

What a testimony, @TonierCain said at the end of this speech God is going to get the glory and she’s going to get a check....... I was truly blessed by her life story and her advocating for us to stay in the criminal justice field.

[Kay Maxwell @KayKMaxwell]

National crime prevention conference: If someone you know is struggling with substance abuse, find resources at: https://t.co/cNmhzpJnNj

[Kay Maxwell @KayKMaxwell]

@dericfeacher I need followers

[Kay Maxwell @KayKMaxwell]

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance! 😆