Kyle Kunzen

[Kyle Kunzen @KayKyle91]

@NorthwesternMed when will OP visitors be allowed? We’re both fully vaxxed for months & I can’t go to an US?!

[Kyle Kunzen @KayKyle91]

@HoneyBakedHam Thank you for having me hold for over an hour to talk with a person, and another 30 minute hold to just be hung up on.

[Kyle Kunzen @KayKyle91]

@Vin_Ban_ Turns out it’s not as much as what @Vin_Ban_ can fit in his butt. 😆

[Kyle Kunzen @KayKyle91]

Fact: the Canadian white cedar tree is the slowest growing tree in the world. It grows at a rate of 4 inches every 100 years. The only thing slower than that, is this day. #overtimesucks

[Kyle Kunzen @KayKyle91]

@anabradleyy

[Kyle Kunzen @KayKyle91]

Pulled up to @tacobell for a late night Beefy Crunch Burrito fix, and to my dismay, they are no longer on the menu. #RIP

[Kyle Kunzen @KayKyle91]

My wife says I need to stop this nonsense. #oppressed

[Kyle Kunzen @KayKyle91]

Wish I was home watching @BobsBurgers

[Kyle Kunzen @KayKyle91]

Sometimes, when life gets you down, you just stay down. @Nike

[Kyle Kunzen @KayKyle91]

*orders Dominos online with number from $100 Bill.* “order failed-insufficient funds”. BRUHHHH

[Kyle Kunzen @KayKyle91]

Almost done with my summer reading book report. Can’t wait to get my #KaneCountyCougars tickets and free personal pan pizza from @pizzahut

[Kyle Kunzen @KayKyle91]

Damn this floor is dirty. Where is Terry at tho?

[Kyle Kunzen @KayKyle91]

Two hands on the ball man! @sammysosa

[Kyle Kunzen @KayKyle91]

Respeck tha neck @WhoopiGoldberg

[Kyle Kunzen @KayKyle91]

Hey

[Kyle Kunzen @KayKyle91]

[insert I hate Trump post]

[Kyle Kunzen @KayKyle91]

Might get LITTY later. HMU #littylikeafuckintitty

[Kyle Kunzen @KayKyle91]

Thinking about going HAM later HMU

[Kyle Kunzen @KayKyle91]

Time is a social construct. Remember that. #staythirstymyfriends

[Kyle Kunzen @KayKyle91]

I’m back on Twitter get at me. Been asleep for a few years but now I’m #woke hmu