Kayla Devon

Martin 💞 philly hc

[Psyberdelic @Psyberdelic_]

I shoved a piece of crayon up my nose as a kid and had to go to the hospital to get it removed. A nurse tried giving me a coloring book and crayons for being a good boy and my dad said "don't give that retard anymore crayons"

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

apparently yes!!!

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

the council of sinister uncs

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

this all-timer…

[Kayla Devon @Kayla__Devon]

@xmawtinx pussy

[ge-wie jinn @kitsfisto]

adoro assistir MIB e dizer que essa cena é do mace windu vendo o kit fisto nascer

[bri @legs4brunch]

The first time I heard Freak Nasty i levitated

[m❣️ @PERC4BETHRRY]

reheating orpheus’s nachos

[(Annoying) Benhausen🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼 @knoxykam7]

Women's wrestling fans don't even celebrate anymore when their faves wins a title because they know they about to witness the worst booking imaginable

[Mak @mak_aura]

Whenever they talk about microplastics I just imagine this stuff floating around in my body

[Roberto Calamari @xmawtinx]

Didn’t pussy out this time and finally asked her to marry me.

[𝓝.🕊️ @luvblessingz]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

We need Kate Beckinsale in vampire movies again

[den ☆ @lupohs]

not when this exists

[gina @GinaRealityTV]

there truly is a housewives clip for everything

[iamhunkydory @itschergurl]

Pressing Notify Anyway when my friends are on DND

[Kayla Devon @Kayla__Devon]

this was me and my girl denise at toyota we had a whole set up for breakfast and lunch. couldn't tell us shit about it either bc we were the only ones actually putting the work in

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Yall walk in the office and see this, what yall doing?

[L. 𓋹 @dollspoet]

house of wax starting with deftones & ending with my chemical romance & y’all wanna tell me it WASN’T peak???

[alluringskull @alluringskull]

Imagine hating trans women because your husband is a sissy LMFAOOOOOOO