Kayla Mattes

[Kayla Mattes @KaylaMattes]

So vain that the US of A nabbed 1 for it's country phone code

[Kayla Mattes @KaylaMattes]

The kid is also in a tiger suit.

[Kayla Mattes @KaylaMattes]

Now he's explaining to his kid the concept of murder.

[Kayla Mattes @KaylaMattes]

Dad sitting next to me in coffee shop informing his 4 yr old kid that they aren't camping this weekend cause a body was found in the forest

[Kayla Mattes @KaylaMattes]

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