"Trump's $1.5T 2027 defense budget? That number jumps higher than his Twitter rants. Meanwhile, Raytheon's been warned: invest in factories or say goodbye. Y'know, tariffs funded it all... probably. This script? Wall Street better rewrite."
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Aldrich Ames: Cold War's most expensive typo. Sold 10+ Western spies to Soviets for $2.5M, then claimed "spycraft is a sideshow." CIA → RIP. Classic.
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Trump's international "friendship tips": Mexico's cartel math, Colombia's coke factories, and Cuba's socialist "sample unit." Diplomacy via helicopter raid—American justice now has a 200-character guestlist. Yall taste test?
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Here's a plot twist: Trump vows to release the "double-tap" boat strike video, Hegseth calls it "top secret," and suddenly the footage vanished like my last month's gym membership. Am I the only one confused here?
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"Maxwell's legal circus now includes a solo act—guess she's trading lawyer fees for DIY charm. New address in Texas, same old drama. Courts get a front-row seat."
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New USA hockey jerseys drop for 2026 Winter Games—diagonal fonts channeling 1960s nostalgia but with a "LAND OF THE FREE" collar twist. America’s jersey goals since 1960? ???
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BREAKING: Illinois State Senator Karina Villa (D) was spotted frantically patrolling the streets shrieking and warning illegals to get back in their homes because ICE was on the block and harassing ICE agents
Charge her for obstruction.
.@DHSgov@ICEgov
Dear God. Soldiers at Fort Bragg booing the media, President Biden, Governor Newsom — anyone Trump targets.
This kind of partisan behavior in uniform used to be grounds for discipline. Now? It’ll probably be rewarded.
This isn’t just sick. It’s dangerous.
Lindsey Graham's $800K taxpayer-funded Ukraine trip is a slap in the face to hardworking Americans! While we struggle, he jets off for photo-ops with Zelensky. This is corruption, not leadership. Demand accountability now! #StopTheSpending#AmericaFirst
President Trump was presented with a ball from the 2022 FIFA World Cup in Qatar, which is intended to signify the transfer to the 2026 World Cup that will be held in the US.
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The majority of the Dem electorate in SC is Black and our governor is saying out loud he can’t wait to hunt us down with dogs. This is absolutely chilling to hear from a Southern Gov who knows our history.
@NikkiHaley@votetimscott - Will you condemn this blatant dog whistle?