Kristen Rogers

Mover, shaker, and noise maker.

[Kristen Rogers @KayRog]

A man just said hi to me on an NYC train WHAT DO I DO

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But, in like, 5 years, do all the babies of Nashville have kindergarten conversations about how they’ll be wearing Abercrombie if daddy gets that license?

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@ryanbeaver @ryanbeaver WHY DIDN’T I KNOW IT WAS HIM?!

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Poll: what do you say to someone who has removed their shoes and perched their feet atop your bag on a flight? 🤯

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45 extended family members. Not a single one in the music industry. Five hours of endurance. #doyouknowStevenTyler #buthemadeacountryrecord #isntthatwhatyoudo

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@MathieuThompson Do I fall under “friends” or “sake?”

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@kendrachantelle @kendrachantelle ready to get married whenever you are

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New rule: in order to obtain TSA Precheck, one must now complete a timed security line scenario and prove one’s nonidiotness. BECAUSE HOW YOU GONNA HAVE PRECHECK AND ALSO ACT LIKE YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO THE AIRPORT?

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Things you learn from the internet: very few humans are masterful spellers. #andithurtsmyfeelings

[Kristen Rogers @KayRog]

"Catfish are the hot dogs of the ocean." -the love my my life, @MathieuThompson

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There are so many singers in Nashville, there should be a quarantine in most restaurants for the "coughers." #STOPIT #YOURUINMYLIFE

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"I'm not just a spaceship. I'm a guitar player, too." @TheKyleAndrews, ladies and gentlemen

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It's always this time of year that someone asks what I'm doing for Labor Day and I think "WAIT, PEOPLE TAKE DAYS OFF?! TELL ME EVERYTHING!"

[Kristen Rogers @KayRog]

I think the Nashville airport is my most social landscape.

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But I'm tired but I need to pack but I want to work out but I need to sleep but I have to have clothes for trip and work clothes and HELP

[Kristen Rogers @KayRog]

To the "golf cart cab" driver that loudly honked at me, aiding your bachelor party clients in yelling obscene things at me: shove it.

[Kristen Rogers @KayRog]

Also double shoutout to @lizzo for swinging by and hugging me. Life. Made.

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Y'all I just walked by @lizzo's rehearsal and sang every word outside like a dork. Superfan to the max over here.

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@KTRedbirds Thank you so much, @KTRedbirds! What a sweetheart ❤️